Is there anyone more generic and off-brand as Jason Derulo? He just seems to be trying way too hard. I mean look at this. Is there ANYONE who is turned on by this picture? GROCE. Just sit down and work on your Duke waves some more, Jason.
Saw Colby Keller on the train today as I was heading up to the Orioles game. For those of you who are not regular viewers of gay porn (or the ones pretending you aren’t), he looks like this:
So you can imagine my excitement. How exactly are you supposed to approach a porn star when you see them on a commuter train?
In the end I didn’t say anything. My friend and I just followed him for a while through the train station. Then I tweeted at him because why not.
I just gave a friend some pulling advice, and the direct quote was ”get your tits out, slap on a smokey eye and get laid.” So obviously that’s the name of my new advice column/lifestyle blog/infomercial. Just me telling chicks “Hey if I can get laid anyone can - just follow these 2 easy steps.”