God help us all if Chris Davis gets hurt
The world will experience a new Great Flood as my tears of sorrow and fury overflow the earth.
Just an FYI to the 4 people who still read this mess
Baseball season is ramping up so I’m about to be real annoying.
I legit FELL IN LOVE with someone on OK Cupid today. Like, hearts in my eyes, fluttering eyelashes IN LOVE. He responds VERY selectively (of course he does, he’s so nice and perfect and gorgeous that every chick in DC is messaging him) and is just way too hot and too amazing of a person to ever look at me so I was sending him to my friends saying PLEASE DATE THIS GUY SO HE CAN AT LEAST BE IN MY LIFE TANGENTIALLY.
Someone please write a rom com script based on this blog post. I’m not exactly sure how the guy goes from dating my friend to being my husband but… I’m not the screen writer here, you are. I’m sure you’ll figure it out.
Anyone know any straight versions of Richie from “Looking”?
I need dat.
(yes, I know the actor is straight. But I want RICHIE.)
An exhaustive list of songs that are still just so good even after hearing them 1,000 times
- Express Yourself - Diplo ft. Nicky Da B
Okay, maybe I spoke too soon… Additions:
- King of Wishful Thinking - Go West
- Higher Love - Steve Winwood
- What a Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers ft. Michael McDonald
Oh no I’m watching Catching Fire and Plutarch just showed up and oh no PSH whyyyy
Not gonna lie, the first thing I said when I heard about his death was “but what about the Hunger Games franchise??!!?”
I’m a really wonderful person.
Dudes with girlfriends and wives: GET THE FUCK OFF TINDER
Why are you here? You’re ruining something that’s already pretty fucking terrible. You think your wedding pic is going to get the ladies right-swipin’?? Either you are too stupid to cheat properly or you need to disclosure your ~*~open relationship~*~
Either way, BARF. Get out of here.