i wish i could find out what someone’s penis is like before i invest all of this time into them
Easy. Dick pic. Duh.
I’m perplexed by the overwhelming number of straight women who balk at the idea of dick pics. “Ew! Oh my god I don’t want to see that!” As if they go through life just tolerating dicks because they are a package deal with dudes. Girl if you don’t like dicks then maybe you need to reassess.
Dick pics are very useful. Sure, an unsolicited one, especially one that is out of the blue and not at all a logical progression in the text conversation, can be off-putting. Or like, one of those shots with no artistic value whatsoever. You know, the ones with terrible lighting or like, there’s a toilet seat in the shot. Barf.
But I personally welcome them. You know what you’re getting into and what’s getting into you. Or not getting into you. So much time saved.