sdotmarymartha replied to your post: Thanks Dad, for the enthusiastic Happy Birthday call.
Last year my dad called 3 days early. this year I think it was 1 day early. this is to make up for all the years he forgot completely
This is the level I’m on. If my father were just a regular father, being off by a day would be no big deal. Hey, we all forget what day it is sometimes. But my father is and has always been a triflin’ ass mess. He’s more like a cool uncle I see every now and again rather than a father. A cool uncle who can never lock down a real job and who contributed what amounts to pocket change to my upbringing. A cool uncle who single-handedly continues to keep alive the stereotypes about black men and fatherhood. GOOD JOB DAD.
Thanks Dad, for the enthusiastic Happy Birthday call.
However, today is not my birthday. My birthday is tomorrow. Close enough, I guess. -__-
Feeling really great about life right now. Feeling really special and important.
In a better Amercia, I would be paid a wage appropriate to my skill level so that I could afford a new pair of topsiders.
You know how you used to be internet friends (and IRL friends, really) with someone and then slowly (or maybe all of sudden?) they stopped talking to you? And you can’t figure out why? And how at first you just thought they were busy or super wrapped up in their new girlfriend so you let the ignored emails and IMs and text message slide but then you realized that they weren’t internet following you anymore (and also may have blocked you WTF) and they literally would not answer any message you sent them? Remember that?
One day this blog will be a fun blog again. Right now it’s a self-pity blog.
Q:I just signed up for okcupid. Pretty much one of the worst decisions I ever made. People categorically suck, no?
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Here’s the honest to god truth about online dating. If you’re not “attractive” or deep into some fetish, it’s pretty much pointless. I have no idea who you are, but if you’re one of those two things, you’ll have some success after wading through the inevitable flood of horror and bad grammar.
I’m no longer on any dating sites. Getting ignored IRL is one thing. Batting .000 in an online parade of bland consultants with no personality and even less hair really does not help one’s self-esteem and I need to hold on to the little I still have left.
Adam Lambert - Shady (feat. Nile Rodgers & Sam Sparro)
Trespassing, 2012
Welp. I guess I like Adam Lambert now you guys so…
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Power outage means one thing and one thing only. Flip cup by candlelight
Is it just me, or does Tom Hiddleston (especially as Loki) look an awful lot like Johnny Weir?
I was joking with Kevin that his near death experience was the result of sexting while walking and I thought to myself “Man, I haven’t gotten a sext (or awkward facsimile thereof) in like, a year and a half. That’s…sad? Yes, that’s sad.”
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