Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.
(via tragical)
There are clever t-shirts and then there are clever t-shirts. How did I miss this one? It was on Woot over a year ago. DURRR. I think my feminist brothers and sisters should wear this when engaged in a debate or at a protest or hanging out at the food co-op or buying tickets to Lilith Fair 2010 - maybe then people wouldn’t think we are humorless shrews.
Time lapse video of the February 5-6 snowfall in DC. Nikon D200 set to make an exposure every 5 minutes. 328 frames at 12 fps. (h/t CatchUpLady)
And like the sands of the hour glass, these are the days of our lives. CRIPPLING US.
What?
Every Tuesday at 1pm EST we will post a Trivia question. Answer it if ur SMRT. And don’t cheat. Wednesday at 1pm we will pick, at random, a winner from the correct answers.
How?
Follow the Trivia Tuesday tumblr. Or don’t. Just make sure to check each Tuesday for the question. Use the Ask feature to submit your answer.
Here:
or Here:
Make sure your contact info is somewhere on your Tumblr or in your answer if you want to get your sweet prize.
The Prize
We recognize just how awesome you are. So you get not one, but two prizes. Prize 1 - A post on Trivia Tuesday describing you in great detail. Flattery at the utmost. Mostly comprised of totally untrue facts. Watch your followers increase one-fold. Prize 2 - A random item - from one of our houses or offices or somewhere else. WAIT. No, this is awesome. It could be a book! Or a scarf! Or a deck of cards! Or a box of pens! Unofficial Third Prize - BRAGGING RIGHTS.
That bish is fine. Doing whatever she wants when she wants. Getting on the counters, rolling up on you hard while eating, I’m talking like right up on your food product. Banging on my door all hours of the night. Much like very attractive people do, she takes full advantage of her looks. Because if she were an ugly cat she’d be one of those busted, malnourished, neglected cats on the Sarah McLachlan commercial.
Because it’s kind of ridiculous to think that someone was so overwhelmingly offended by that picture of snow-covered newspaper stands that they were just like “That’s it THAT IS IT! I am unfollowing this bitch once and for all!”
Suck anus whoever you are. I bet you’re a bum who pees in newspaper stands, aren’t you!? There are plenty of alleys and bushes to pee in. Perfectly good stairwells and bus shelters too. Leave the City Paper and Apartment for Rent Guide alone, would you?
But where will I get my news/where will the bums and drunk dudes pee?
Lamezilla.
No! That nigga must be at the skrip club or something - he is not EVEN trying to find a pay phone to return my 911 page.
You know the scene where the Fellowship are trekking along the Misty Mountains and Legolas is walking on top of the waist deep snow and Saruman sends his voice on the wind to create an avalanche? That’s what it’s like here.
My dream job, if skill was no issue, would be graphic design or some creative job of that ilk. Mostly I want to work in a very casual environment where I can bring my (non-existent) dog to work.
Anything involving lots of electronic things and unnecessarily large flat panel monitors and Adobe Creative Suite and NOT a 9-5.
Important Songs from my Youth that Were Originally Part of Someone Else’s Youth:
Nsync - Sailing
Nsync, 1998
I’m not sassy.
That being said, the moment you say to me “where we’re going, we don’t need roads” I will drop down low and sweep the floor with it.
How you gonna rip it like this son?!
How you gonna rip it like that son?!
I don’t play that, because it’s action.
I’m talk ‘bout BAH BAH cuz I’m black son!
That’s right I’m the black sheep, the real black sheep.
Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Boom.
do you remember that time you went to see Rules of Attraction in the theater and you sat there in the dark confused because for the first time in all the years that you had know him, you found yourself attracted to Dawson Leery?
no? just me?
THIS.
Also, him making out with Ian Somerholder? Clutch my pearls.
Soliciting questions from the Tumblr. What’s up you guys? What’s poppin’? What’s crackin’? What’s a crack a lackin’? Zip zap zabba dabba do.
Sorry.
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