I am going to start saying this when I leave a room to go drop a deuce. I just told this to my roommate while watching the Clash of the Titans commercial. His reply: Laughter, then, “You’re a sick bitch.”
Ok kids. The field is set. Let’s get this ball rolling.
JOIN THE POOL! It’s only $10. Don’t be cheap.
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Step 1: Leave your name and email address here. (If your PayPal account is under a different email address than the one you prefer to be contacted at, please leave that here also so I can know it’s you who’s paying).
Step 2: Send $10.56 to kiamatthews@gmail.com via PayPal. The 56 cent is for the dumb ass pay pal fees. If you don’t have a PayPal account get one. How can anyone alive who isn’t my luddite mother NOT have a paypal account anyway?
Step 3: Once you pay up, I will send you the link to join the pool with the password and also an invite to join the Tumblr March Madness group blog which can be used for all kinds of trash talk. (Just a heads up, you will need an account at CBSsports.com to join the pool, so do that now).
Step 4: Make your picks wisely, make sure you have Duke losing in round one of course, and hope for the best.
The prize breakdown will be as follows: 50% for the winner; 30% second place; 20% third place.
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. Those other ones were… something. But these, I can get behind.
Yes these are like, the same as my black Ray Bans but… DIFFERENT. Bigger! Tortoise! Bigger! Goofier!
“Kia: using glasses as a means to project false personality since 2000.”
They were all like “THIS IS OFF BOOK BETTING AND IT OFFENDS MY SENSIBILITIES HARUMPH UNFOLLOW.”
Why am I talking like that? We had a good time with the Tumblr Bracket Pool last year so I wanted to give it another try. Of course I have like triple the followers so it might get crazy but whatever, it’s called March MADNESS not March Calm and Tameness.
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Step 1: Leave your name and email address here. (If your PayPal account is under a different email address than the one you prefer to be contacted at, please leave that here also so I can know it’s you who’s paying).
Step 2: Send $10.56 to kiamatthews@gmail.com via PayPal. The 56 cent is for the dumb ass pay pal fees. If you don’t have a PayPal account get one. How can anyone alive who isn’t my luddite mother NOT have a paypal account anyway?
Step 3: Once you pay up, I will send you the link to join the pool with the password and also an invite to join the Tumblr March Madness group blog which can be used for all kinds of trash talk. (Just a heads up, you will need an account at CBSsports.com to join the pool, so do that now).
Step 4: After the field is announced on Sunday Mar. 14, make your picks wisely, make sure you have Duke losing in round one of course, and hope for the best.
The prize breakdown will be as follows: 50% for the winner; 30% second place; 20% third place.
Last year, ardenashley walked away with the win. This year it could be you with the bragging rights and extra money in your pocket with with which you can buy anything you desire including but not limited to shoes, dvds, or drugs.
Let’s do this kids.
And here I thought posts of the Stir the Shit variety were saved for us small time tumblrs.
Oh.
Really, no one cares, kid. But you know better than to put that shit on Tumblr. Or was that an attempt at being funny? Yikessss….
That little chicken little looking child is still there but they sent Alex home? This show is full of mark ass bustas, I swear.
ANOTHER ONE. What you got?
FYI, Matt made this one so direct any sassiness to him. I’m talking to you Kapi.
Along with Web Content Management, I also provide professional virtual babysitting services.
Audrey is my only client, but I look how easy it is. She sits there, I watch her bobble around and drool. Easy money.
Apparently the trivia Matt and I made this week was like the most difficult thing ever. What I don’t even. So I’m thinking to myself, did we make it too hard that’s what she said or does everyone else just like, suck at this game?
Matt and I made some name that tunes for each other to test our skills to see if maybe it IS too difficult. The verdict is that we’re awesome at this and everyone else needs to get on our level.
LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT PEOPLE. Guesses? (Sorry about the 4 seconds of dead air at the end).
Deeply disappointed that you didn’t spot the error in panel 2 - the Dwarves were the creation of Aulë.
… Except that I suppose you could say that it’s implied that like the Ents and Eagles they were original, albeit hidden, parts of the original Music, and that nothing inside Eä exists that does not have its ultimate origins in Eru and I’m just going to stop talking right now.
I did notice that! But the very fact that Eru Ilúvatar did not destroy the dwarves as Aulë expected and blessed them with the Flame speaks to the very fact that you mentioned “nothing inside Eä exists that does not have its ultimate origins in Eru”.
Is there a good still or gif of someone doing that thing where you pull your lips into your mouth and hold your first to your mouth and close your eyes? If so, insert that here.
This is so relevant to so many of my interests. BRB crying real tears of joy.
I lost 3 followers after mentioning that I like watching dudes humping but I didn’t lose any after talking about someone jizzing on a pizza and eating it? Y’all are a mess.
Fire and Ice? Put a bullet in my brain please.
