Hey. I’m Kia. Thanks for dropping by. I’m a 27 year-old misanthrope born and raised in Baltimore and currently making it rain on hoes in the greater DC area. I am a Slytherin and I think Voldemort is just misunderstood.

Yes, please: Puppies, kittens, good movies, comically bad movies, things with lots of lights and/or buttons (general gadgetry), bacon, High Definition television, my Macbook, dive bars, Harry motherfuckin’ Potter, cheese, destroying my hair via the dyeing process, falling asleep during rainstorms, good typeset, sneakers, neckties, saying vulgar things to make Ray uncomfortable, obscure jokes, giving daps and high-fives, being fat and lazy, discovering good music

No, thank you: soup, pickles on my Chik-Fil-A #1 sandwich, packing peanuts (worst invention ever), the dark lord Sauron, hot weather, Windows Vista, shopping carts with wheels that make the cart unwieldy, sweating, tricked out MySpace profiles, homophobes, reading books