Hi, My Name is Kia.

Allow me to re-introduce myself

Hi, my name is Kia. I’m just a down ass bitch trying to get that paper. Why am I talking like that?

I was born and raised in Baltimore, Maryland (aka BRAWLtimore, Murderland) and I’m currently making it rain on hoes in the nation’s capital.

This blog isn’t about anything so get ready for a whole lot of nothing. I like Apple products, the Whole Foods hot bar and my cat Eleanor Crookshanks Rigby, Esq. I’m a Gemini and would describe myself as “a ridiculous human being” and ” excellent at nothing”.