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2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 50
February 80
January 97

2009

December 96
November 76
October 77
September 138
August 126
July 101
June 106
May 114
April 85
March 97
February 92
January 125

2008

December 122
November 74
October 99
September 116
August 105
July 99
June 98
May 91
April 115
March 81
February 45
January 46

2007

December 48
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

Noooooo Alex NOOOO WHY WHAT WHO

That little chicken little looking child is still there but they sent Alex home? This show is full...
Mar 12th
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ANOTHER ONE. What you got? FYI, Matt made this one so direct any sassiness to him. I’m...
Mar 11th
Along with Web Content Management, I also provide...
Mar 11th
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Apparently the trivia Matt and I made this week was like the most difficult thing ever. What I...
Mar 11th
monkeytypist: Deeply disappointed that you didn’t spot the error in panel 2 - the Dwarves were the...
Mar 11th
Is there a good still or gif of someone doing that thing...
Mar 11th

Wait a minute.

I lost 3 followers after mentioning that I like watching dudes humping but I didn’t lose any...
Mar 11th

WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO...

Fire and Ice? Put a bullet in my brain please.
Mar 11th
Mar 11th
Excuse me as I kiss the sky
Mar 11th

You know what's like, mad...

When you start following someone, and later that day you visit your stat tracker and see that they...
Mar 10th
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triviatuesday: Ok dummies. This week’s participation is like, the worst. Matt has done a re-edit...
Mar 10th

Internet porn, it's been real, but you...

The day that my innocent browsing for tasteful pornographic imagery finds me running across a clip...
Mar 10th
I’m a biiitch. I’m a biiiiiiitch. Suck my...
Mar 10th

YOU DO NOT SING SONGS BY FORMER AMERICAN...

WHY? It keeps happening. You are not Kelly Clarkson ok just stop it.
Mar 10th
What? If you’re going to stoop so low as to pay for...
Mar 9th
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triviatuesday: Just when you thought it was safe to just enjoy music because it sounds pretty…Now...
Mar 9th
(via choronda) God, he looks like he could be the Missing...
Mar 9th

Look, I don't want to be reblogging...

jeffcagle: excitablehonky: Dan Bernstein: I understand if somebody has a terrific performance...
Mar 8th
This child. Up next on the list of people yanked out of the...
Mar 8th
"I am gay ... those are the words that have...
Mar 8th

International Women's Day

Last night I dreamed about the following: Going shoe shopping with my mother in London Saying to...
Mar 8th
Well why the fuck not???
Mar 8th

DOUBLE SUCK IT

Oh my god I might cry.
Mar 8th

SUCK IT JIMMY CAMERON!!!!

SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Mar 8th
nedhepburn: i am celebrating Mo’Niques win with ice cream, too. jeez, you guys. :( don’t get all...
Mar 8th
nedhepburn: Mo’Nique is going to celebrate with ice cream. i can feel it. Ned...
Mar 8th

What the frig do I do with my old...

3.5 year old Black macbook. Pretty much perfect except for two things: 5 keys are kaput - I was...
Mar 7th

Everytime I go on Chatroulette I screen...

Well sitting on my desktop right now are 5 different screenshots of a penis floating above my head...
Mar 7th

I was chatting with the one normal...

FUUUUCK. He was cute, too. Cruel fate.
Mar 7th
I got some new glasses. Don’t know how I feel about...
Mar 7th
eleanorcrigby: Caturday, nigga what?
Mar 6th
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Trannysarus Rex by Huntly Woods
Mar 6th

If you do nothing else this evening do...

Visit The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association. Superb...
Mar 6th
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Fatman Scoop - Be Faithful How did I never own this track until today? This is the kind of jam that...
Mar 5th

ALL THE CHICKENHEADS.

Be quiet.
Mar 5th

Is there anything worse than an IM...

The worst.
Mar 5th
And this is why we hired her. She gets it. BTW Luca is the...
Mar 5th

Pardon the rant, but it MUST be said.

iwarnachild: smutandeggs: In light of the some photos I’ve been seeing on tumblr of late …...
Mar 5th

Skins for laptops: Good idea or...

I just got a new macbook and I didn’t even realize that they had gone BACK to the white body....
Mar 5th
nathanieljames: So, this is happening on Late Night with...
Mar 5th
daveholmes: This keeps getting better. The Sacramento gay...
Mar 4th

In my dreams, there is a special Tumblr...

It’s amazing how quickly you embrace becoming an old. I’m only 27 and I am already too...
Mar 4th

Jay-Z has like, a lot of hits.

Of course we all know this in the back of our minds since he’s pretty much the most famous...
Mar 4th
Oh my way to see Hov. FuhREE seats in a box courtesy of...
Mar 3rd

Sometimes (all the time), I really miss...

I know I often speak in hyperbole, but at any given moment of pondering on memories of Sparks, I...
Mar 3rd

Things that are VERY IMPORTANT

Mar 3rd

I wrote this haiku expressing my love...

hipsterhaiku: My life: meaningful. White sunglasses and Supras. I wish I were Carles. Kia No...
Mar 3rd

You know your gluttony is OUT OF CONTROL...

I mean I get it - Krispy Kreme dozens for 2 bucks after 7pm is a crazy deal. There have been many...
Mar 3rd

A life without Bulgogi is not a life...

Mar 2nd
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Methods of Mayhem - Get Naked (ft. Fred Durst, Lil Kim, George Clinton and Mix Master Mike) ...
Mar 1st