2008

Jul

Man shot 4 times at Atlanta Starbucks

Yep. I will out-ironic everyone in ironic sunglasses this...

"Only Black Guy" Concert Review - Chris Rock

guesswhatijustread: danielholter: Zune Commercial From yet another...

Hov is really doing it up in UK-style huh? Coldplay show,...

Read a Book by D’Mite How did I miss this? Amazing. Racist? Not at all. Smart satire? Indeed.

“I think that if NKOTB and New Edition had recorded a song...”
— My internet love for Matt...

MTV's Undressed - the free online archive

hipsterdiet:angeleenie: SWV - Right Here I could never figure out just why this song was on the...

Fountain of Youth?

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ...

Kanye West Bank

patrickcassels: From the moment Kanye first donned them in 2007, the shutter shades were instantly...

Someone on tumblr just called me fat. So...

Let's settle this...

Let's settle this...

Jun

“The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press...”
— From Chuck Palahniuk’s book...

You know what I appreciate about this picture? Well, besides...

G33k Question

Anyone know anything about transferring DVR recordings from a Motorola Dual Tuner HD Box via IEEE...

pterodactyls: HEY, KIA! True statement. Now we can be hot...

Sexy

I woke up this morning to the most massive drool puddle on my pillow that I can ever recall in my...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)

Five Guys bag. Which obviously contains lots of health...

FACT: There's no hangover Five Guys...

http://www.fiveguys.com

Here's the sitch

I am getting too damn old to be participating in recreational drinking events. I love flip cup. I...

delbertshoopman: Me trying to get a date via craigslist ad experiment hasn’t been that bad, I’ve had...

E-HighFive. I hope the hotness radiating from my stunna...

This is how I'm going to try and date girls...

Crap Voicemail From A Dude: "Your Friends...

Menu for Saturday Night

eric-the-red: Chorizo (for Brian) w/all the fix’ns & yucca Spanakopita w/ the Kia Salad ...

Regarding That Thing That Everyone on...

Me: if i were a "millionaire" i'd be fucking swimming in coins a la Scrooge McDuck and not giving two shits about bitches on the internets
Matt: my Crocs would be made of the skin of virgins, dipped in platinum

I do not approve, but I am not...

mel0di: (via kiamatthews:briandrew) Yea, okay, but…the crime rate in DC is an outrage. I cannot...

I do not approve, but I am not...

briandrew: US Supreme Court says individuals have right to own guns, strikes down DC handgun ban. I...

Flight of the Conchords - Ladies of the World How have I not seen this yet? Jemaine is pretty much...

guesswhatijustread: Kia: Not an El DeBarge fan.

Why Can't My Son Just Be Gay? - Salon.com

(via 80swerebetter) A. If you haven’t seen The Last Dragon run, don’t walk, and rent it....

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
— Ricky Bobby quoting the late...

I’ve posted this before but it gets no less ridiculous with time. I made this slide show for a...

Yes, a Lil’ Mama remix is coming fresh of the presses...

jonic: Morgan Freeman receives his Radiohead ‘In Rainbows’ disc box. Adam Buxton makes the fun! -...

one hundred push ups

Fuck you, Wimbledon.org!

I just came across a document at work...

and Jesus wept.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-22)

There's nothing wrong with a little...

Note to self...

Cut it out with the military guys, okay? They are all nuts. Nevermind those adorable dimples. Leave...

Though I’m well aware those Match.com ads on Myspace...

John Legend - Maxine This and Coldplay’s “Sparks” are my go-to mellow tracks, when...

Does anyone remember this amazing nonsense? Group X was very important to me in college. Do you want...

(via puthiminpumps) Oh hey James Blake and RCA puppy. Why...

Dear Mr. Girl Talk

guesswhatijustread: perpetua: I didn’t pay for your new album, and when you had me select a reason...

DEAR GIRL TALK: THE "15 STEP" SAMPLE IS...

and excuse me is that “All That She Wants” by Ace of Base?????? Boy, STOP!

(via saraliz: patrickmoberg) New Girl Talk album, ‘Feed the...

guesswhatijustread: Sometimes, you just have to show your...

(via jakoblodwick) Holy shit, I agree with Jakob Lodwick on...

J.R.R. LOLkein

lolcabulary: who brought us such characters as: GoLOLum GandLOLf LOLrond The LOLrog of Morgoth...

maniacalrage: Remember this shit? Do you think that woman...

It’s 6pm EST/5pm CST. That must mean it’s time...

Sir LOL McCartney

(via lolcabulary) and Wings.

My contribution to the Tumblr beefcake. My friend Hunter.

This should be the offical “in defense of gay...

The Incredible Hulk

Taylor and I were originally slated to see The Happening, but it’s so bad that chemicals were...

Eclipse Gum Commercial This dude’s face slays me everytime I see this commercial.

The Happening made 30 million dollars...

fatmanatee: I blame you, Kia. F you Kevin. Just sos you know, I didn’t even see it. We saw the...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-15)

Jesse McCartney - Relapse I might lose some respect for posting this, but fuck it. I LIKE JESSE MAC....

fatmanatee: Attempt #2 for Mario Kart Online: Today at 7 pm. Reblog or comment if you want in. In,...

Today is Pride. I live in the gayborhood. I wanted to see a...

All you jokers out there on Tumblr who think you know a thing or two about making films… you...

ROFL MAOri Tribesmen

(via lolcabulary) [insert me miming guns with my hands] BANG BANG BANG! The LOLs just don’t...

Porn WIN

I take that back Sean Cody. WIIIIIIIIIIN.

Porn FAIL

A solo vid? FAIL on you Sean Cody, FAIL. Thursdays mean man on man action ok???? Tuesdays are for...

CoLOLnel Mustard, in the LOL, with the...

(via lolcabulary) I can’t stand it. Vicky is killin it!

Chairman ROFL MAO

lolcabulary: who stands on the Great LOL of China. Vicky, you are a geenyus. It’s just too...

Writing long posts won't get you reblogs.

Zorak - Kick Ur Ass I was talking to Matt the other day, and he was joking around about creating a...

AIN’T IT SHOCKING WHAT! I feel like I’ve already posted this. Don’t care. Maya...

Jamie Lidell - Little Bit of Feel Good I love me some funky white boys. Just got wind of this one...

It's good to see there are more than 10 black...

Hi Matt Langer. You just earned yourself...

You ever visit someone’s blog and within a few clicks (Flickr, Facebook, Last.fm etc.) you...

DC Meetup this week!!!! Pay attention to...

weliveindc: Hello friends. This is your weekly reminder of our rapidly approaching DC Tumblr Meetup...

“Can they plz just say 3G, BOOM, $200, free overnight...”
— My roommate Josh, accurately...

New Kids on the Block - Summertime (via emmas: magoshasblog) Yep. Just about as cheesy as it...

puthiminpumps: An old link but still handy: NY Magazine’s...

I blame this on New York Tumblrs posting videos of Pete Knox...

Also, “the karaoke”??? Woman are you kidding?...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-8)

Why am I awake at 8:30 on a Sunday...

To watch Nadal kick Federer’s ass in the French Open Final. Actually I don’t care who...

An FYI from social scientist Chris...

Oh hey guys so I don’t know if you knew this, but men catcalling women is equivalent to...

I own this remote, and let me tell you, Garrett’s enthusiasm is not an overreaction....

It's at this point when I realize I need...

You know that feeling you get when you randomly remember something awesome/exciting is happening...

Diablo Cody’s TV series, The United States of...

According to Hipster Runoff, Coldplay are now dressing like...

Oh you YT people are so crazy

fatmanatee: sharingtime: Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM, Why? Your habit makes no sense....

This is a screenshot from one of my favorite blogs, Crunk...

Obligatory Obama Post

Prior to this post, I’ve tumbled exactly once about Barack Obama, unlike 90% of my Tumblr...

It's always awkward in class when you're...

britticisms: and you’re the only Black person in class. Of course, you don’t WANT to explain the...

Jason “Disgrace to Transvestites” Looney from So You Think You Can Dance. From this...

Whatever John Mayer, I did that shit first.

puthiminpumps: More Takeshi O hai. You see what I did...

guesswhatijustread: Great googly-moogly! Why in the hell isn’t Sam Sparro a huge superstar, living...

New Half-Blood Prince Photos. Check out this one. So much...

Taylor's running commentary on the...

If you haven’t already, click here to watch and have your day ruined. Taylor: i am scared I...

Want to watch something super awkward? Well check this shit out. A PSA for sexual abuse. It is both...

After Elton Hot 100

disconnected

pterodactyls: Those of you in regular contact with me probably know that my phone bit it this...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-1)

shakeandbake: Happy Birthday, Kia! a) What?? Where the hell did this song come from? b) Are you...

mzchristine: This is to Kia. Happy Birthday (it’s in a...

May

Queen - Don’t Stop Me Now This pretty much brought the house down at the Power Hour last...

birthday party adjourned

My birthday Power Hour was pretty awesome and yes Matt, “My Sharona” went over well and...

Matt has again declared today Dance Party Friday, more specifically New Jack Swing Friday. Well...

New Personal Best

yourdp: Set a new record this morning, I hit snooze on my phone 11 times. Out of bed by 8:05, at...

caseydonahue: I will risk my life to eat such a thing...

Matt and Luke from 2 Live Crew got together and did a song for my birthday. And boy is Matt...

My Latest Reason to Hate Men...

The great pube debate… (via mzchristine: alohanico: katiecourtien) Grooming is all fine and...

Here's a list of things not to say if you...

Oh, and one more thing: Potter Puppet Pals - School is for Losers More.

I defeated Voldemort when I was a baby; I was even awesome when I was a baby; Both my parents died...

“BELIZE: You know what your problem is, Louis? Your problem...”
— “Angels in America” by Tony...

I am slowly crafting my BRTHDY PWR HOUR mix. It is tedious work creating a playlist that...

Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us

How in the hell am I supposed to concentrate on the text of...

Fraternizing?

We got three new law interns today. One guy walked up to my cube and started chatting me up about my...

saraliz: i realized today that on tumblettes at the moment,...

Director/Actor Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer...

madeupmemories: Wet Hot American Summer - Higher and Higher Gene: Now we need to make 8...