October 2008
villagevegan:
Bobby Brown - Ghostbusters II
...
fuckyeahsharks.tumblr.com →
Sharks. Impact font. Cuss words. Everything about this blog is so right.
netflix for books →
jennifur85:
paperbackgirl:
my brain is exploding right now. this is amazing.
Go to the library.
Not that I give a damn, because y’all know I don’t read books and shit, but why is everyone trying to be all sassy and witty with “Oh, isn’t there a place you can do this already, for FREE” comments. Aren’t there plenty of places you can rent movies called the...
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan. How now...
Would you rather spend October 31st at a Halloween...
I could consolidate and dress as that ho from the Viva la Vida album cover right? Or maybe one of the dead bodies. Or maybe as myself.
Me: You watching the Obama Variety Half-Hour?
Taylor: No....are he and Michelle singing "tie a yellow ribbon"?
Me: that was 5 minutes ago
Me: now it's "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
Nine Inch Nails - Down In It
I was up above it,...
Bacon-wrapped BJs
fatmanatee:
Just attempting to send this meme into total parody.
You say parody, I say reality. Whatever the case, I’m all for it. Sign me up.
It's true
[redacted]: You're the bee's knees AND the cat's pajamas.
Me: You're the cat's knees AND the bee's pajamas.
LORD, BEER ME STRENGTH
I wish I could make this fucking font bigger to stress how much strength I need the baby Jesus to give me right now.
The Channel 4 News Team - Afternoon Delight
1 tag
Ysaye Quartet - String Quartet In F Major
Royal...
It's getting to be that time where my give a fuck...
and all I can do to keep my sanity is bust out the Robot at my desk.
Here’s a meme that I just made up because I...
(Rob is my brother)
joshacid37:
Kia: i saw rob on the metro today me: did you run away? he’s scary Kia: i stood there frozen i wanted to say hi but i didnt want to risk walking whilst the train was moving me: he has a razor claw glove he kills teenagers with it Kia: nor did i want to yell me: in their dreams Kia: really? this is news me: yeah, he sold his story to new line for $1000 and a...
Yesterday, I discovered that one of my favorite Tumblrs unfollowed me. I don’t know if it was recent or what, but I was fucking hurt, especially because I was under the impression that this person actually liked my stuff. WRONG. Then I was mad at myself for being upset over something so trivial. Then I ate an off-brand Swiss Cake Roll.
But I mean, damn. There are a few tumblrs for whom I...
Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga
Burn me, I get...
Dear Everyone
Please +follow theMattsmith. He’ll send you a nip slip or sac flash pic if you do.
I don't trust people who don't have gmail...
Hotmail, yahoo or aol accounts are automatically filed under ‘sketchy’.
Exceptions to personal domain addresses.
Important life-changing question.
themattsmith:
Now that Kia has outed my underwear-free lifestyle, I have a question.
I would like to join the underwear-clad community, but am not sure how to go about it.
I’m leaning toward boxer-briefs, but am afraid that they only look good on people that look good in everything (which I am not).
Opinions?
I still can’t believe you don’t wear no draws, you hippie.
...
ThingsIWantInsideMe.tumblr.com →
You know… you think someone is your friend, and then they go and make a tumblr that aggregates all your posts that make you look like some kind of (fat) whorey whore.
And then you realize this person is a better friend than you could have ever imagined.
My name is Kia Matthews and I am not ashamed to say that I have an internet BFF named Matt “Freeballin” Smith.
I am both hungry and sick to my stomach
Who the fuck invented alcohol, ok? Fuck that guy.
Presidents of the United States of America - Lump
1 tag
Adele - Right as Rain
This is a really stupid thing to get angry about...
ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES makes no sense!
All. Intents. And. Purposes.
“It’s all about the fuckin’ Jonas Brothers up in this motherfucker.”
– topherchris
You ever start typing a post then realize that you already wrote something similar? I was just about to get all high and mighty about poor Evite etiquette - but wait, I already blasted fools for not responding. I’m not even that mad this time, I just needed something to write about. My brain no esta funcionando today, mostly because I left my glasses home and can’t focus. I can see,...
“Ok, I can’t stop thinking about cigarettes…. time for a cock.”
– themattsmith
What the fuck are you talking about?
The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.