March 2008
Boss: We doing anything right now?
Me: No, not really.
Boss: I think it's cookie time. (opens cabinet)
Boss: (looks at watch)
Boss: It's 4:20
Me: (!!?!!)
Boss: (Pauses for a second to think about what he just said, looks at me and laughs, then walks away)
EPIC DISCOVERY
You can change the names shown in your gchat list!!!!11! Am I late on this???
(to the folks reading this in Dashboard, read it out of the dashboard)
So, Erik Helgesen is now:
Ray-Ray is now:
Chris Kalani is now:
I have a feeling I’m WAY late on this….
EDIT: Oh wait, it changes the name in the address book as well. I’m not as stoked now, but I think I’ll keep...
My shirt has Mao, Stalin, Lenin, Castro and Marx...
My gchat status message: pink hair. i'm just too punk for y'all
David: woah, that IS punk, you must like sk8erbois
David: are you wearing a sassy tie?
me: no
me: i AM wearing an ironic tshirt
me: and a v-neck cardigan
me: and Vans
me: I'M SO COOL RIGHT NOW
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-3-30) →
Panic at the Disco
Juiceboxxx
Ol’ Dirty Bastard
Zero 7
The White Stripes
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
WatchGhostland Observatory was raw. Even the opening DJ was kicking fresh jams, unlike that crappy DJ that opened for Justice.
My new life mission is to go to shows and have bad ass amazing times.
Craigslist Delivers Magic Yet Again
Free Room (seriously) available for a female near Ballston Reply to: hous-623922857@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-30, 11:25AM EDT I live in a 6 bedroom house 1.5 miles from the Ballston metro. So far 5 of the rooms are rented out. We are all 26 year old guys. The sixth room is empty and could be yours…for free. Here is the catch, in order to get to it, you need to walk through another...
I'm in love with a lady →
Like, for serious. Vicky is probably cooler than anyone you know. Times 1000. Cubed.
Or, alternately:
Vicky = [(People you know) x 1000]3
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLES LISTEN UP!
I’m so mad right now, you don’t even know. Terrible. Just fucking terrible. Terrible friends. I’m so mad I could spit! Because I stick up for you, YOU, you bastard face bastard, and you go and act like a FUCKTARD anyway. It’s not cute! It’s not funny! I hate you. Don’t talk to me about it ANYMORE. If you do, I’m going to just start doing the robot and...
pile:
marco: I just figured out that a quart is called a quart because it’s a quarter gallon. My mind is blown. My world was similarly shattered when I found out that the word “tarp” is actually short for “tarpaulin”.
Throwback Track for Friday, March 28, 2008
Phil...
DC Tumblr meetup will crush nyc tumblr meetups
When: Saturday. 5pm.
Where: Asylum
What: $0.50 Miller High Life; sharing of LOLwords (LOLerskates, LOLcano and such); generally being awesome; magic, wonderment, phantasmagoria
Massive Attendee List:
Me
Vicky
possibly Ashers
So, as you can see, you NYC bozos have just been thrashed by the DC tumblr scene!
Number of fools phone-Rickrolled so far today: 4
http://rickroll.prankdialer.com/
Juiceboxxx - Thunder Jam #3
I made a muxtape: david.muxtape.com →
caseydonahue:
both muxtapes are some of the best muxtapes I have seen yet davidcho: UPDATE: Turns out it’s not as good as Kunal’s (kunal.muxtape.com)
There will never be anything better than these. Enriched my life, they have.
things I dreamed about last night
Switching my cell phone provider to AT&T.
JC Chasez and Chase Crawford admitting they are dating.
I believe strongly that dreams give you insight into the essence of a person. If this is the case then I need to be taken out to a field and put out of my misery.
I've been unfollowed. I am left crying.
My second unfollow since starting this thing. No big deal right? Right…..but god damn it WHAT DID I DO WRONG? Was it the Muxtape? Did you not like it? Ok, I’ll change it. What do you want, dear former follower? More acoustic indie tracks fit for a suicide scene in a movie? Or maybe more authentic hip hop - not this pseudo 80’s throwback white kid stuff?
Or was it simply that my...
Poll: Split the Check?
fatmanatee:
kiamatthews: Ok, this makes 0.00 sense to me. What about a penis says you should pay? Please give me details on this, because I am very confused. Or have we regressed a bit in the whole “equality of the sexes” thing? Or have we just done away with it all together? It shouldn’t be a case of who pays based on cooch vs peen. Splitting should be the general rule, and if not that the...
Poll: Split the Check?
fatmanatee:
sarahcroberts: fatmanatee: foodinmouth: After reading sarahcroberts’ post about whether the guy or gal should pick up the check… I am curious. How do you roll? If you are a guy, do you always pay for the girl? And if you are the girl? Do you expect the guy to pay or do you prefer to split it? edit: my original question completely left out same-sex couples, and that was an...
It's been a good run, but I'm sorry fake famous...
I just deleted every last Dave Matthews Band song from my work computer, about 100 mp3s. Since Dave and I are pretty much kin - Dave, you’re African, I’m African-American and of course the last name - I feel a little bad about this breakup. We have some great memories. Remember that time I came to Philly to see you guys and I was so young and naive, and I was all like “why are...
WatchMade this today. Paid 0.00 dollars for materials. It was all just lying around. I must say, I’m pretty proud of the ID window - thanks to an old transparent CD sleeve from Paste magazine.
I can’t wait to bust this bad boy out on the bus tomorrow.
Throwback Track for Friday March 21, 2008:
They...
Oh, and I lost the fingerless gloves my roommate...
I left my ATM card in the ATM machine yesterday (dumb). It ate my card to prevent h4x0rs from stealing my card (smart). And since I’m not a member of the bank who’s ATM I used, THEY SHREDED MY SHIT (fucked up)!
Downside:
cancel card
redo all my online crap that has my credit card number
can’t get cash for a while.
Upside:
can’t get cash for a while and...
Threeway gay?
fatmanatee:
jessicagoldharalson: Just finished up a conversation on the threesome during my weekly sexuality news segment on 1210 AM where a gentleman caller claimed that: 1) If a woman fools around with another woman in a 3some, she may still be straight, BUT 2) If a man fools around with another man in a threesome it means he is, lyke, DEFINITELY TOTALLY SUPAR GAY. 3) Men almost *always*...
WatchAndrew W. K. is both raw and awesome. Or should I say rawesome?
I just saw a screen cap from the latest episode of Torchwood (which I am currently downloading) and I squealed with delight.
There something WRONG with me. I am still grinning ear to ear whilst typing this. Ok, not now, but you’re picking up what I’m puttin down, right?
I am srsly fuxt ^
Why do I get so invested in certain TV shows? And Torchwood is really bad. Like, I have to...
I haven’t Tumbled today. I’ve been pretty busy at work. With work. Also with pondering the possibility of cutting the sides (near my ears) of my hair short and keeping the current length on top. Like a double side mullet. But cute.
Ok, so it sounds pretty gross when I use “mullet” to describe it.
Watchcaseydonahue: watching it twice is like knowing the end to “The Usual Suspects”. Damn it! Fail.
WatchThis has been going on outside my building since last week. Incessantly. So you can imagine my joy. Something about some company on the 8th floor using non-union laborers. I want to do one of three things. Either:
Go up to the 8th floor (I’m on the 6th) and periodically leave trash, dog shit, dead birds at the door of said company, because I totally feel and get why the protesters are...
Lafrebella Cattery →
Whilst innocently searching for a photo of Venus Xtravaganza (may god rest her tranny soul) to use as a Facebook photo, my darling Andrew came up on this, the Lafrebella Persian Cattery. If you aren’t aware, Venus Xtravaganza starred in Paris is Buring, the flamingest, tranny-est, zestiest, gayest documentary ever to exist. It pretty much ranks around # 3 or 4 in my favorite movies of all...
hot or not
lovepuppy:
jessicagoldharalson: Do you ever have crushes people who aren’t conventionally attractive, and then you feel sorta shamed because other people might not think they are cute as you think they are, then imagine that your friends might make fun of you for being attracted to said “unattractive” person, but then you say “Fuck it!” but still feel kind of weird about it anyway, like you’re...
Fred the apple voice dude croons about his sexual...
“Sweet lady Madonna, children at her feet.”
– Hilarious comment in reaction to the newly released poster for Chapter 27, featuring fat Jared Leto.
An exchange I had about my glasses at a birthday...
Chick: Are those sunglasses?
Me: Yeah.
Chick: And they just put clear lenses in them? Are they prescription?
Me: Yep.
Chick: Are you an artist too?
Watchcaseydonahue: this weeks digital short: Andy’s Dad This scarred me. So now I’m forcing you to be permanently damaged as well.
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Funny Games
I don’t even know what to think about this movie. My brain evacuated my skull about halfway into the movie. I think it was dumb. Maybe. It could have been a masterpiece. But I’m thinking not. Or maybe it was. I don’t know.
I’m going to start something here that I...
WatchA step-by-step tutorial on how to exit our luxury apartment.
High-end door and door fixture provided by Daro Realty.
A now, a love note:
Dear Daro Realty,
F you!
Love, Kia, Ashley and Josh.
March 14th
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Damn it.
At first I was all “whatever” about the New York Tumblr meet up and now pics are starting to surface and I’m super jealous. From the few photos I’ve seen, there clearly is a need for a token black person. Unfortch, I live in BORINGSVILLE USA. How in the hell is this the GD capital of America and so GD boring? There are about 8 Tumblrs in DC and from what I’ve seen so...
i hate u, u bastert! →
Holy shit. I dare you to not cry from laughing. (Turn your sound on for maximum imapct)
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