May 2008
Queen - Don’t Stop Me Now
This pretty much...
birthday party adjourned
My birthday Power Hour was pretty awesome and yes Matt, “My Sharona” went over well and everyone loved it. I also just drunk texted and I should not have WTF someone save me from myself. I’m also scared I made a huge ass of myself in front of the interns. And fatmanatee just fucking BURNED me via gchat. Ouch man.
MSTRKRFT tomorrow. Yet another chance to get wrecked and shatter...
New Personal Best
yourdp: Set a new record this morning, I hit snooze on my phone 11 times. Out of bed by 8:05, at my desk by 8:40. Yet another IDGAFF Friday.IDGAFF Friday in full-effect over this way. I was late to work. I’ve had like 3 smoke/coffee breaks already and it’s only 11:51 am. I am watching a DVD right now at my desk (don’t be jealous y’all). I’m also going home in about...
Matt and Luke from 2 Live Crew got together and...
My Latest Reason to Hate Men...
The great pube debate…
(via mzchristine: alohanico: katiecourtien)
Grooming is all fine and well, but the totally bald thing? I don’t understand why people think looking prepubescent is hot. Adults have pubic hair. If the guy you are dating expects a hairless vag, he needs to hit up the playground. Yep. It’s your vagina, do what you want with it.
Here's a list of things not to say if you don't... →
My favorite:
7 Things NEVER to Say to LGBT Co-Workers
I suspected you were gay. [It was the double headed dildo in your desk drawer that gave it away.]
I’m sorry. [I would immediately burst into fits of laughter if I heard someone say this to a gay co-worker. Alternately, my response would be a high-five and I would play I’m Coming Out on my iTunes.]
Why did you tell me that?
...
“BELIZE: You know what your problem is, Louis? Your problem is that you are so...”
– “Angels in America” by Tony Kushner (via taylorlong) God I love that play. Kushner is a genius. Have you seen the HBO version? Fucking fantastic. (via eric-the-red)
Best play ever written. Fuck Shakespeare, Fuck Williams. Fuck Miller. Angels in America crushed my soul and brought it back to life. ...
I am slowly crafting my BRTHDY PWR HOUR mix. It is...
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us →
jessicagoldharalson:
glamorouswhimsy: fareastmeetswildwest: Glad I’m not the only one who recognizes this fact. Please revise this headline. It should read: Paula Deen Is Killing Us (With Her Fabulosity)
Paual does not give a fuck about anything but flavor. I appreciate that. She has no time for you skinny hoes. Yes, she wants to double fry that chicken in butter and then lard and...
Fraternizing?
We got three new law interns today. One guy walked up to my cube and started chatting me up about my music (Justice) and he tells me he loves Justice, he’s DJ and so on. I’m already excited because a) I did not really mesh/socialize with last year’s interns at all and b) he told me he liked my glasses. So this kid informs me that he and another intern are seeing MSTRKRFT Saturday...
Director/Actor Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at... →
Your “Don’t Interrupt the Scene” commercial before the movies will always be my favorite.
madeupmemories:
Wet Hot American Summer -...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25) →
Jesse McCartney
Incubus
Flight of the Conchords
The Cool Kids
Daft Punk
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
Proper Target Protocol
It’s beautiful outside right now. All kinds of birds are singing and chirping and fluttering about making dresses for Cinderella and whatnot, but my ass is in bed recovering. I went to brunch and ate too much and got kind of drunk, then went to Target, which, of course was dumb because everyone knows that a) black people get The ‘Itis after we eat and b) you need a full night’s...
Watchsoupsoup:mdfsmash: Guitar Hero 4: World Tour Game Trailer (Fall release date for Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and PS2) [via Engadget]
Activision continues to find ways to make me willingly give up hundreds of dollars without even blinking. If Steve Jobs and Google didn’t already have equal share, Activision would own part of my soul.
joshacid37:
Todd Rivers - One Track Lover
From...
The Whispers - Rock Steady
I don’t know if...
Coldplay - Viva la Vida
I know this was already...
Lucy Love - No V.I.P.
Reppin’ Copenhagen....
Simon Pegg condemns US remake of Spaced.. →
emmas:
Heard on the news this morning that the pilot has apparently flopped and he is “really pleased” as the series will not continue in the states. Quite unusual for someone who sold the rights to the US, to be so vocal in favour of its failure.
He didn’t sell the rights. He, Edgar Wright and Jessica Stevenson never had the rights to the show, which was an oversight that a lot of...
Perhaps I need to make some priority adjustments...
This morning I Febreezed a shirt. After I put it on.
Shameful Moment of the Week
Ordering a vibrator online and having it sent to my work address.
I didn’t want the UPS person to leave me one of those annoying “We missed you” stickers at home. I want my goods in a timely fashion.
I’m really hoping the packaging is discrete.
It would be hilarious(ly embarassing) if were in box with a lady giving the thumbs up with some text like “Hey perv,...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-18) →
Phoenix
Daft Punk
Panic at the Disco
Nick Drake
Robyn
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
Massive Attack - TeardropGenerally, I tend to be...
Friday Night Plans
Me: Would it be wrong to create a Finding Nemo drinking game?
Taylor: If you drink every time I get a boner while watching it, then yes.
Me: :(
“I am looking for a partner to travel back in time with me. This is NOT A JOKE. I...”
– Craigslist (via tylerriewer)
This sounds 100% like something Dwight K. Schrute would say. I’m tempted to respond, as the request is posted on the DC craigslist….
madeupmemories: Silk - Freak Me NO YOU DID...
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Iron Man
[In light of the recently added tagged posts feature (about damn time) I realized that I forgot to do a review of Fe Man. So here goes.]
I know nothing about the Iron Man comics and the only reason I know that Tony Stark is his real name is because of Ghostface Killah. That being said, I thoroughly enjoyed Iron Man and couldn’t tell you if the film makers maintained the integrity of the...
California Supreme Court overturns gay marriage... →
guesswhatijustread:
pterodactyls: YES!!!!!!!!!!! You mean it’s discriminatory to tell people who they can publicly, officially, and legally express their love to? Once again, California perfectly balances its tofu-scented batshit craziness with an encouraging and precendent-setting piece of forward thinking. Kudos, California Supreme Court
Snap! Now I can continue to legitimately use gay...
