January 2009
Another Bad Creation - Playground
Some pre-teen...
You know sometimes when you're in thought, and you...
Yeah… do NOT do this if you had a tuna melt for lunch.
Beach Boys - God Only Knows
This song is...
Scissor Sisters - Filthy/Gorgeous
every day and...
I had a sandwich for lunch which I described as...
Happy Wednesday! Let’s dance.
Björk - Earth Intruders
WE R THE EARTH INTRUDERZ,...
“The people who make Baconnaise need to not advertise it with close-up pictures...”
– E. Taylor Dahl, ever the wordsmith.
Billy Joel says: I go walkin’ in the, in the...
Question: Is Billy Joel even relevant right now?
Hows about we get into a Tumblr fight over Kenny Loggins?
Adele - Cold Shoulder (Garbs Infinite Remix)
From...
I Love You Jeff Rosenthal →
To borrow a line from the upcoming,...
Do you know who Gucci Mane is? Chances are if you are reading this blog that you don’t. Be glad! My knowledge of Gucci Mane is quite limited and I’m okay with that. Mostly what I know of him is that he’s a hideous looking rapper from the south, sounds like part of his brain is palsied, and there’s a video of him on the internet in which he punches a woman. No joke....
I am not at all okay with these shirtless Jakob...
That kid looks one missed anti-depressant away from a serial killing/child molestation spree. And for those of you not on Tumblr, here is a point of reference, but I’m warning you, don’t look too long.
KoRn - Freak on a Leash (Unplugged ft. Amy Lee of...
Hall & Oates - Make My Dreams Come True
These...
OK, THIS IS THE LAST FUN WITH TIME SIGNATURES POST...
MOAR FUN WITH TIME SIGNATURES!
Incubus - Make...
Hey Everybody it’s FUN WITH TIME SIGNATURES...
Hey iTunes you can go fuck yourself.
Why can’t I upgrade my songs to iTunes Plus piecemeal? No I do not want to spend all that damn money to upgrade every song ever. See, this is why I abandoned your shitty store long ago for the (generally) cheaper, higher quality and DRM-free Amazon MP3 store. I thought you redeemed yourself by going DRM-free, but I see you’re still a cockhole. GOOD DAY!
Fiona Apple - Paper Bag
Oh crazyface Fiona, the...
Doing a TK
Scratching an itch through denim is one of the most frustrating experiences you will ever experience in your life of experiences. I’m sitting here at my desk and I’m sure to a passer by it looks like I’m having a conniption of some sort [for 3 seconds I contemplated writing “looks like I’m doing a TK” to mean having a seizure but that’s just too wrong, but...
Dennis Reynolds: Dancer →
“The boys are out tonight, huh?”
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Ok, eff this work bullshit: One-Minute Dance...
"I came from the wrong rectum." →
American Idol no matter how much your winners suck, I will always come back. (Ok ok, I admit it! Yes I would have hot monkey sex with David Cook, sue me.)
Just watch it please. I died last night. Died. Idol auditioner Akilah Askew-Gholston is my god damn hero.
Björk - Army of Me
And if you complain once more...
Dear Lost Haters,
In the words of Sean Carter aka Joe Camel in the Rick Rubin produced, rock influenced rap anthem 99 Problems, “I’m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole.”
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
Change my pitch...
On the real, Re Re the Body is shutting all you...