October 2009
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The Cardigans - Lovefool
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All I want is a fucking Bistec Cubano in my mouth...
Take that as you will.
Fuck this work shit. Where’s the welfare? I need W.I.C. Food stamps please?
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M.I.A. - Bucky Done Gun
TUMBLR, quieten down. I...
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http://lookatthisfuckingawful.tumblr.com/ →
Well glory be. I’m finally “someone”. How many of YOU are on the masthead of a half-rate snark blog??? And of all the pictures to unlawfully extract from my Flickr account… they could have at least picked one where I look less deranged… and have fewer chins. I mean I know I’m rocking at least 2 at all times, but come on guys.
I don’t know what I did to...
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Scalia On Brown v. Board Of Education: "I Would... →
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America #1 Best Country for Life and Good Times Super Kawaii Great Thumbs Up!!!!!
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scottfriday:
don’t disturb this groove // the...
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Jackie Wilson - Higher and Higher
I remember...
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Hey y'all - remember when you went to see...
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Hey guys - remember when you watched the Six Feet...
I am horrible with money so I make it my business...
What to do with it? I know that my FIRST order of business is to NOT buy anything at a Best Buy in DC. 10% sales tax can suck my butt.
Ideas:
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Tekken 6
Use it toward the purchase of DJ Hero
Some DVDs and junk
Give it away as a Christmas present
Use it toward a new lens for my camera
A big ass pack of batteries
Something else equally useless but practical?
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Bandwagon Yankees fandom makes the baby jesus cry....
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Gay bois and gurls: Do any of you get incredibly...
forwhenifeellikesharing:
Is that how straight people feel when they get hit on by gays? I mean, sans the fact we don’t want to take away their civil rights because of it or whatever…
I always think those “I’m only attracted to gay men!” women you see on Tyra are too crazy-pathetic to be real and then I meet one and I’m like: “Go find another pole to slide down, Mary! This playground’s for boys...
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So I says to Matt, I says "WHO IS WRITING MILEY'S...
How about it’s some dude named Dr. Luke. How about you Wikisearch that motherfucker.
A few of his hits:
Kelly Clarkson: “Since U Been Gone”
Avril Lavigne: “Girlfriend”
Katy Perry: “I Kissed a Girl”
Kelly Clarkson: “My Life Would Suck Without You”
Britney Spears: “Circus”
Pink: “U + Ur Hand”
Whut?
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Tony! Toni! Toné! - Feels Good
The Revival, 1990
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I CAN'T GET PARTY IN THE USA OUT OF MY HEAD...
God damn you Miley Cyrus and god damn you cute sign language boy!!!!!1!!!one
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WatchSNL Digital Short - Sloths
Forever A Classic.
WE SLEEP 18 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24
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Regarding my post about people being rude little...
coyotesqrl:
tanya77:
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If you don’t see pure raw sexuality when you look at those pictures of TopherChris and Jacob, you ought to check your pulse.
Let’s see if I can lose some followers for this comment:
Half you bastards don’t even post photos of yourselves.
I don’t, because I have the good fucking sense to realize people don’t want to see pictures of me. Would that...
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I have a solution!
Model the shirts on dogs
or babies
or cats
or iMac boxes.
Everyone wins.
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Wow. Tumblr is full of dicks. Full on dickheads. I...
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Queen - Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon
A Night at...
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That's it - if another one of you bastards puts up...
Just kidding y’all.
It’ll be dog shit.
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I was bored today so I decided to be a bitch on...
But not a mean bitch. A LOL bitch.
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Dilemma that I really shouldn't have to worry...
I am installing VMware on my Mac at work because I need a Windows environment to use the Content Management System for our website. Only the baby jesus knows why they don’t put more effort into making a more solid product for Macs, especially given that this product is used by creatives to update websites for fuck’s sake. But it is what it is. My dilemma is this: what version of...
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I know you guys are probably sick of me posting... →
EXCUSE ME AS I KISS THE SKYYYYYY
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It's too early to get excited, but fuck it. I'm...
Let’s see where this goes.
All I’m saying is, we definitely talked about our mutual fondness for irregular time signatures. I like 5/4. He’s partial to 7/4.
Compruders are useless without the internet
I love my MacBook like a child but it’s essentially a thousand dollar paper weight if there’s no Internet connectivity. I’ve pretty much exhausted all the remotely fun things you can do on a laptop and it’s only 9:18am. Porn has been watched, some songs have been listened to, goofy photos taken in photobooth. Now what?
And a sidenote: what the fuck with everyone securing...
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kiamatthews
onesong:
corrall all your friends and make them dress up as children while you dress up as pedobear and lurk around in the background of all pictures this halloween.
GIRL BYE
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“I’ve always been attracted to black women, but I’ve never come close to picking...”
– Id Boy, in response to my post on OK Cupid’s data exposé.
Blinks. Throws hands up. Shakes head. Walks away.
The same old “I’m afraid of sassy black women” excuse. (See: Ned Hepburn and that shit ass post he wrote on Boner Party last year).
Also, that fact that people still...