September 2009
My phone post, a summary: Too many cigarettes....
August 2009
GZA - Liquid Swords
Liquid Swords, 1995
My baby girl/enforcer (more on that later) Sade was worried about me - reading my previous posts today she thought I was being womanly and emotional about my trip to No Escalator and Air-Conditioning Subway Town. Not so. I had a great time. I just overdid it last night. A bit. A lot bit. Which is why I was talking about needing Jesus and all that, but really, don’t we all need a bit more...
CAN THIS FUCKING TRAIN RIDE BE OVER ALREADY I WANT...
All caps like Kanye which means it’s serious and emotional.
Why DC trumps New York City:
Our Metro is climate controlled and has escalators. Boom bitches.
T minus 15 seconds to someone not realizing this a just a joke.
Sort of.
sistermarymartha:
There’s not enough jesus.
There will never be enough. All I’m saying is, he needs to take the wheel like now-ish.
I am about to take a serious nap up in the Acela...
You guys, I can’t do it any more. This partying til 3am shit is for the birds. Give me a night cap of HGTV, my yellow pjs, and an 11:30 bed time and I’m set.
Last night was both fun and a mess. And oh god the text messages… definitely used a hipster grifter line. Embarrassing. I went to bed at 4 watching a Cake Challenge or some shit. I’ve been up since 8. Nothing like...
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
Jazz, 1978
Well, what...
Don't eat the dog.
So I was just outside my hotel playing with a puppy that was walking by and this van pulls up and the dude driving yells “Don’t eat him! Don’t eat the dog!” I, naturally, asked “What the hell are you talking about?” He replies “I know you’re always hungry - Don’t eat that poor dog.” “Fuck you dude” The guy just laughs and...
Oh yes I am on the train with my jeans unbuttoned....
Amtrak is for comfort, ok? To properly lounge the gut must be able to breathe.
I’ll be accepting applications for husbands effective immediately.
“But for Kristen Stewart, a method actress in the mold of thespians like Daniel...”
– Dear god I just shat myself and puked at the same time. OK Magazine done lost its mind if it’s comparing Kristen Stewart to anything besides a bitch-faced cat or you know, a rock.
Stevie Wonder - I Believe (When I Fall In Love It...
Audible.com
Upon the nasal insistence of Ira Glass, I joined audible.com for a free trail. It’s amazing how he can sound so enthusiastic about something and at the same time so very bored with it. During my 14 day trail I get one credit with which I can download any audiobook - I’ll probably be queer and get a David Sedaris book. Not only is the content funny, but hearing it read in his...
Ready for the World - Oh Sheila
I’ve never...
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"...lips. That's the first thing I notice, cause...
First, some context. There is a section of the profile that asks you to list the first thing that people notice about you. In that section I wrote something to the degree of “I have no idea. If we ever hang out tell me the first thing you notice about me so I can have something to put here.”
Please note that this kid, who I may have mentioned in passing, has photos of himself in his...
There are few things more annoying than going to a...
I’m talking to you Twitter, you dickstain.
Help me understand: "Blackwater"
themattsmith:
Can you explain the political importance of Blackwater in three sentences?
Isn’t that the successor to Operation Treadstone? I think you should speak with David Webb, alias Jason Bourne.
Amerie - Why R U?
Amerie, that poor girl, she...
nudawn:
What fucking “struggles” does this generation have? Their mom’s taking their cell phones so they can’t text nudes of themselves to the BFs? via breefield
I see a generation that has been coddled by their parents. Told they dont have to try hard cause they’ll still get a “participation trophy” at little league. They expect everything handed to them. They graduate from college with...
Billy Squier - The Stroke
Don’t Say No,...
Theory
Any man who boards the train in the morning with an undone tie who then proceeds to go through the process of buttoning the top buttons of his dress shirt, flipping the collar up, adjusting the slack of the tie sections, tying a respectable tie knot, and flipping the collar back down is, in fact, not doing so in the interest of saving time.
No.
He is specifically attempting to elicit lewd stares...
Love, love, love. Beauty, beauty, beauty. Fashion,...
Dwight Eubanks may just be the entire reason I was put on this earth.
AIN'T NOBODY GON' WATCH THAT DAMN MODEL SHOW
NEXT.
Do you guys ever think about how much less anxiety...
sade:
Because I do. Every day. Used to go on the profiles of guys I liked and have a mental breakdown while looking at all the hot girls in their Top 8 and imagining that they were sleeping with all of them or something. My psyche thanks the internet for abandoning MySpace.
It does not matter what the social networking product du jour is - if a guy a like is a part of said network, I will always...
KRISANNE ANSWER MY EMAIL BEFORE I AM FORCED TO...
WHY IS JULIA FUCKING ALLISON ON MY GIZMODO FRONT...
Granted it’s an article about “tech spokesassholes”, but still, why is she at all relevant anymore? I would make a recommendation that she “go the way of Billy Mays” but I think it’s too soon. Billy deserves more respect than that. JA, however, can get bent.
