February 2010
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REAL MUSIC. A REAL SINGER. The top of his voice is...
MAXWELL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
Taylor Swift - take a note bish. This is a pro.
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MY EYES! Shit. Where the fuck were you supposed to...
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January 2010
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Cuz I will be a freak until the day, until the...
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A majorly TL;DR post. Sorry guys. Objectifying...
agirlacity asks:
I am a fat chick who is not even remotely attractive by conventional standards, and yet. I have had multiple dates, one-night-stands, and long-term relationships with guys I’ve met on OkCupid. Have you considered the idea that this same experiment with people who have a less abrasive personality might have completely different results? Also… consider this. You are...
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about having both of your OkCupid accounts deleted for violations of the Terms and Conditions?
Anonymous asked: What about close guy friends? I'm big, barely cute in the face, and all of my relationships grew out of already established friendships. No girl will ever drop the panties for me on date one. But a few hangouts, a few AIMs, a few emails, and a stolen kiss later, things happen. Maybe dating strangers isn't the way to go. Just saying.
Anonymous asked: Winter Olympics! What sports will you be watching?
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Ask Ask AskAskAsk →
Everybody.
This lady on Project Runway looks straight up like...
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Things That I am No Longer a Member Of, In Order...
Girl Scouts
The US Chess Federation
Stillmeadow Evangelical Free Church
The Baltimore City College Choir
It’s Academic
America Online
Chevy Chase Bank
Adams Morgan WAKA Kickball League
OKCupid
"It's like Juno meets Gilmore Girls!" is a sure...
The CW needs to face facts. Shiri Appleby needs to face facts. Roswell was the only good thing you’ve ever been a part of girl.
Oh, and Swimfan.
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Anonymous asked: guuuurl you got them DSLs.
JK, you're baller as fuck, your tumblr makes me laugh.
Also, I'm jealous of your full lips.
Sorry, I'm pretty schwasted right now, I wanted to pre-game Obama's speech and I got a little carried away.
JK, you're baller as fuck, your tumblr makes me laugh.
Also, I'm jealous of your full lips.
Sorry, I'm pretty schwasted right now, I wanted to pre-game Obama's speech and I got a little carried away.
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REQUEST TO THE TUMBLR LOLZ COMMUNITY
We need a better way to compile all the glorious Shots! macros. They are pretty much all that is right in my life. Can we get a universal tag please? something like #shots meme?
Also every post I’ve done today has mentioned it. I love how that song has been out since the summer and we, the moderately-olds, are just talking about it.
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fratmusic.com →
So I was blasting Shots! in my office and the new girl came in. She’s fresh out of college and I was like “Do you know this song?” She says “Not only do I know it but I have LMFAO’s whole CD and I will bring you a copy tomorrow.” We then went on to talk about Jersey Shore and fist pumping on the dance floor and she says “I’m gonna suggest that you...
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Welp, I just got the "not interested I only want...
So… I’m just gonna go listen to Shots! on repeat or something.
On Fake Outs
First that fake Daft Punk Tron 2 soundtrack piece and then the leaked-but-ultimately-fake Justice number? Come on Internet. I want to berate the people running these music blogs. Why won’t you let yourself be great? You’re a supposed music expert, but you couldn’t tell these tracks were spurious? There is no growth in them, especially the Justice track. It’s flat and sounds...
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Not gonna lie...
If you put me in a bar/club situation right now and played LMFAO’s “Shots” I would probably get both hyphy and buck and start slamming shots while devastating everyone on the dance floor with my robot.
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I don't want another pretty face. I don't just...
I want you and your beautiful soul.
If you say "all of THE sudden" rather than "all of...
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So Best Picture NOMinations? We get 10 this year!
I’m guessing:
Precious
Avatar
A Single Man
Nine
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Basterds
Up in The Air
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
An Education
The Lovely Bones?? Crazy Heart??
I refuse to see Nine. It’s pretty SICKENINGz0rs how a movie with an overwhelmingly NEGATIVE review can still be getting so much award press. Girls, bye.
Precious was well-acted but not that great of a movie...
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Bittersweet truths.
While my life-altering-oh-wait-not-really OKCupid “experiment” was essentially pointless for my understanding of why no one wants me to break them off piece of this, it was however mildly successful on the blog fodder, new followers front. It was mentioned in a few non-tumblr blogs (yes, there are blogs outside of our cave!) and I got a fair amount of new followers.
An influx of...
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“You know how mad I was when Entertainment Tonight said I was on crack??...”
– Tracy Jordan.
Rewatching the first season of 30 Rock. Some funny moments, but they definitely didn’t hit their stride until season two.
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Thing that I am doing very soon. I'm not kidding.
Mailing a headshot of myself to the manager of every local movie theater to be placed at the ticket stub collection podium with the following text:
This woman shall not be granted entrance to any and all showings of Dear John.
When I first saw the trailer, I was all “pssh What a peice of shit HA HA HA INCREDULOUS LAUGHTER” with everyone else in the theater but inside I was already...
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I know this is hella late, but can we talk about...
That was beyond gangsta.
Bitch is cray cray.
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Dispatches from the Comments Section
Aon1123 said: Hate to say this, but “fake” you is just better looking. “Inner beauty” is important, but if you don’t find a potential mate attractive what’s the point of “getting to know you”. If you did this experiment with a chubby “so-so” white girl then I bet you would get similar results to “real you”.
Kia replied: Well...
Anonymous asked: Where do you get your style? Or who are your style icons?
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Extremely Flawed Social Experiment: Requiem
[Previously: Day Four - Data; Day Three; Day One and Two; The Set Up]
Let me just say that I feel an incredible amount of pressure to make this final installment so righteous and stellar and trill (google it), but I’m pretty sure it will fall short of expectations. Just like the whole online dating clusterfuck of an experience has done for me. So, you know, the suckiness of this is somehow...
themattsmith asked: What happens when you "put some 'Tussin on it"?
thelonediner asked: I'd like to know what happened with your okcupid experiment. Last I heard, you were going to message they guys who had responded positively to your profile with the white girl, but as yourself - same profile, different pictures. What happened?
lapetitefigue asked: What is your favorite HGTV program (either defunct or currently airing)?
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Now seems about as good of a time as any to solicit questions. It’s late-ish, I just took some cough syrup and I’m going to be high in about 5 minutes.
Ask away childrens.
Puppy Cam is back! More Shiba Inu puppies! MY LIFE... →
How about someone put a cam on me while I watch Puppy Cam so the world can hear the insane baby talking I do at the computer screen. But look at them! They’re so widdle.
I got problems.
I've been sitting here in bed reminiscing on the...
I’m not a very good sick person. Pretty much I’m the most annoying baby ever and I just want someone to do stuff for me and read to me and rub my back and talk to me in that concerned tone of voice you use with invalids.
Also, if you’ve been wondering why I haven’t been posting much - if you were thinking “There’s just not enough pictures of taylor lautner on...