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How much of the earth’s weight is made up of lost bobby pins?

How many pounds of bobby pins will I buy in my lifetime?

Where are all my fucking bobby pins?

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‘Q.U.E.E.N. Feat. Erykah Badu’ by Janelle MonáeThe booty don’t lie.
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The booty don’t lie.

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this chick I went to high school with just posted an album of her pregnancy progress on Facebook and included a picture of her naked belly and legs from above and I’m preeeetty sure she’s sitting on the toilet and I’m done with the Internet for tonight slash forever.

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Is there any article of clothing better than a running tight? I mean, probably, but just go with me here. It holds in all your flab but gives you a wide range of motion. I seriously am considering rocking my gym clothes to this 90’s dance party tonight. What better to drop it low in but the same stuff you wear to do squats?

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Your new favorite twitter account

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I saw very little of Solange tonight because a) I’m short as shit and b) there was hella afros and curls in that place. So I just took a bunch of terrible blurry photos instead. I guess I figured one of these Instagram trickery filters would hide the blur. Wrong.  (at 9:30 Club)
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I saw very little of Solange tonight because a) I’m short as shit and b) there was hella afros and curls in that place. So I just took a bunch of terrible blurry photos instead. I guess I figured one of these Instagram trickery filters would hide the blur. Wrong. (at 9:30 Club)

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It’s almost Erykah Badu show-levels of natural hair up in this Solange show.

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Avatar Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm.

Read these posts. They are the best things I've written. Everything else here is pretty much crap.

I also have a "beauty blog" - I know, what a joke, right? It's really just me saying if I liked a product sample or not.

I've started many other blogs in the past but I guess I got bored with them or I'm just fucking lazy: Trivia Tuesday
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