This is Elly taking cover while the vacuum was on. In case you were wondering what kind of roommate I am, notice that I’m taking pictures while the cleaning is going down. Because someone has to be the documentarian* of the house. We can’t all be good at “washing dishes” or “taking out the trash”.
*Firefox is underlining this, but I know it’s a word. And if it’s not it’s gonna be.
for about 3 seconds. In those few seconds I wonder if I’ve been added to any lists that will make me feel like an awesome human being; if I’ve been sorted into some sort of elite group:
Then the page loads and I see that I’ve just been added to someone’s “Tumblr” list.
I’ll let you know when I’ve moved on to new a children’s show, psychological disorder and/or television character.
Brightest Young Things is a hub for toddler hipsters in DC who want a place to belong. I begrudgingly read it since it covers a lot of the music I like. Which maybe says more about ME than BYT but shit man, can’t a bitch enjoy some blippy music?
This tweet is a perfect example of what I hate about the BYT culture. Look, I love Wu-Tang Clan just as much as anyone (90’s Wu-Tang to be more specific) but really, this would be a dealbreaker? And for the kids who are this site’s demo?? (suburban teens and college kids and 22 year olds who have moved to DC on Mommy and Daddy’s dime)
Negros, please.
I don’t know what kind of “cred” you are trying to flex, person who wrote this tweet, but please do not pretend that Wu-Tang is something you stan for so hard that ignorance of it is unacceptable in your life. Please stick to what you know. Go put on your headdress and you gold lame leggings and hit up the Crystal Castles show.
you should totally check out these two awesome documentaries I watched yesterday, Visual Acoustics and Objectified.
Visual Acoustics is about architecture photographer Julius Schulman, who’s famous for his images of 50’s and 60’s modern architecture. It does a great job of making you feel nostalgic for something that you never even experienced, specifically sitting in a ridiculous house on a cliff that overlooks Palm Springs, rocking a beehive and wearing heavy black eyeliner.
Objectified is about the human experience with objects and the people who design them. It’s from the same guy who did Helvetica, so if you loved watching pretentious creatives sitting in sparsely decorated white spaces philosophizing about design, you’ll love this one too.
Sometimes when I’m bored I’ll go to Flickr and look at pictures of my boyfriend Darren King of MuteMath duct taping his headphones on. No, not just pictures of Darren King, but specifically the action of him wrapping duct tape round and round his head. I dunno, it’s like, hot or something, to think about how much of a beast he is, that he has to secure shit to his head. See also. And this.
Just making sure you know what kind of person writes this blog.
Cool, I’ll just be over here adding bullets manually thanks Quark 8!
I’ve seen a few posts lately about Chris Brown and how he should just go away and what a terrible person (beaver) he is and how we should never support his music.
a. Just struck me as a little weird since didn’t the internet collectively declare him an outlaw last year? Why is this new?
b. You guys must have a HUGE list of entertainment that you won’t partake in if doing something fucked up is reason enough to shun forever. I mean shit, professional sports might as well just pack up and peace out. But somehow I don’t think this is the case. I think C. Breezy is just an easy target.
c. “Wall to Wall” is still my jam.
I don’t want to make sex… eat Chocolate… look at animals… take walk.
No.
You come home and you say “Hashmir, touch me down there, I like that.”
I don’t think so Annie.
Don’t have time.
Want to drink.
Cigarette.
You know?
I’m really loving topherchris’ efforts to conserve energy by leaving his xbox on for an entire week. I’m pretty sure he just like, paused a movie to go get some nachos or something and just forgot about it.
F/M/K: Dan Quayle, Ben Quayle, Quailman.
Asked by pterodactyls
Kill Dan Quayle. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. He is now, and has always been, useless.
Fuck Ben Quayle. He’s kind of hurr-durr goofy-cute, right?
Also I am of the belief that all conservative men like to do really fucked up shit in bed so I’d want to see what kind of perversions he’d try to do.
Marry Quailman because Quailman is Doug and who wouldn’t want to marry him? Doo-doot-dooo-do-do-doot-do-doot-do-d-doo.
Special Birthday celebrations for Darnek, Jacque, Schanwanda, Derrion, Babygirl, J & Trav.
I’ve bolded the names that you need to write down in your journals so you can have them on hand when you name your future children.
Good to know Baltimore is still Baltimore. Good to know there will always be a never ending supply of Facebook invites to low budget, themed club events that want so badly to be upscale.
Really people, who do you think you’re following here, Mills? THIS BLOG IS A BLOG OF STUPIDITY. Take 5 minutes and read a blog before you follow. I will never stop objectifying men, young, old or otherwise. Peace followers.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Kia, you have really nice, clear skin.
I want to ask you some questions about junior sexy ones.
Eg: diabetes Jonas, Harry Potter, the one married to a 50 yr old woman.
What are your thoughts on
a) Justin Bieb. The Bieb. Bieb child.
I like him. There is a certain homosexual quality about him that adds to his fragility and the fact that the girls in his clips are always ethnic? I like that. Also, I trust Ursher's judgment.
b) Jaden Smith.
I don't like this one. There's something iffy about that one. He seems affected, somewhat. It's Jada's influence, trust.
I want to hear your thoughts.
Also, middle Jonas? 'Cause I don't think he too bad, I don't think he too bad at all. Old one? Whole 'nother story.
And, real short and sweet, your thoughts on the goodlooking brother on the Wizards of Waverley Place show.
Ta muchly.
Asked by Anonymous
1. I have no sexual feelings toward Justin Bieber. I just like jamming out to his music and think he’s cute like a baby animal. Also Bieber Frown is just about the greatest gift the internet has given me.
2. Jaden Smith is like 6 years old so I’m not even going to talk about him. Chris Hansen needs to have a talk with you.
3. Middle Jonas is totally bangable. I’m digging on them thick thighs. He’s no Nick, but I’d certainly smash. SECRET CONFESSION: I think Ugly Jonas is getting better looking. I’d totally stick my hand down his pants.
4. I’m only vaguely familiar with that show and it’s stars. I’ve seen the kid. He aight.
