Look, I realize lots of you guys are “hipsters” or “alts” and have eccentric and non-traditional styles, but if I see ANY of you motherfuckers wearing a scrunchie in any capacity other than a Saved by the Bell costume party, I’m rocking your dome and we are done professionally.

Look, I realize lots of you guys are “hipsters” or “alts” and have eccentric and non-traditional styles, but if I see ANY of you motherfuckers wearing a scrunchie in any capacity other than a Saved by the Bell costume party, I’m rocking your dome and we are done professionally.

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.