Say hello to Freddie Stroma (more stunning hotness here), who has a small role in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince as Cormac McLaggen. Cormac is a douchebag who plays Quidditch and goes to a party (at least this happens in the book, not sure about the movie) with Hermione, who she only takes to make Ron jealous.

Ok look, how are you gonna cast someone this fine and have him be a throw-away stand in for Ron? Y’all know how much I adore that red headed darling but COME. ON. There is no way in hell I’d be checking for Ron Weasley if this delicious piece was in my sights.

He is quite striking, even if his eyes are completely asymmetrical. You know you fine when your wonked out eyes don’t detract from your bangability.

Also, he’s 22 so don’t even start with me assholes.