Hi, My Name is Kia.

I don’t know if I’m happy or upset that the first time I get anony snarked it’s by such a sub-par perpetrator. Misspellings and poor sentence structure aside, it just doesn’t really present a strong, or even factual, argument.

At least one of the curators of this high brow anonymous outpost live in New York (yeah bitches I see you). I’m convinced it’s Topher, repaying me for spurning his advances. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT CHRIS?