“…lips. That’s the first thing I notice, cause they look soft and what not… dirty innuendo can be applied if desired, but also sweet stuff too. Later.”

First, some context. There is a section of the profile that asks you to list the first thing that people notice about you. In that section I wrote something to the degree of “I have no idea. If we ever hang out tell me the first thing you notice about me so I can have something to put here.”

Please note that this kid, who I may have mentioned in passing, has photos of himself in his backyard trying to look hard, posing with a katana. He is dead fucking serious about it too.

WHO’S GONNA SAVE MY SOUL?

Better yet, who’s gonna put a gun right up to my temple and blow my head open?

  1. kiamatthews posted this
Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.