Let’s not even talk about how he constantly flirts with all my gay friends. Always. All the time. And you know what he said when I mentioned it this morning?  “It’s not my fault” which I take to mean “Bitch it’s not my fault I’m fly as shit, haters to the left.”

Let’s not even talk about how he constantly flirts with all my gay friends. Always. All the time. And you know what he said when I mentioned it this morning?  “It’s not my fault” which I take to mean “Bitch it’s not my fault I’m fly as shit, haters to the left.”

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.