text 15 Sep 9 notes I have a cold and I blame God and the Gays (© Lady Gaga).

Whenever I come down with some sort of sickness following a big party night or weekend, I IMMEDIATELY enter cunty detective mode, trying to figure out which dirty, germ-ridden no-longer-a-friend-of-mine asshole sonofabitch had the unmitigated gall to expose me to said sickness. I mean, HOW DARE?

So to all you stank bastards that were at my house this weekend, heads are gonna roll. I am not for this. It’s too early to be getting colds already. WASH YOUR HANDS. Nasty. Stay away from me you Typhoid Mary motherfuckers.


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