Nevermind the reflection in my glasses. Don’t think about how I was too cheap to get the anti-glare lenses. Let’s talk about the hair. All praise and glory be to Jesus for Fall being upon us and for rectifying my hair situation. I’m not even going to remind you of the curly mess that I was forced to rock for the summer. Break me free from these “natural hair” shackles. I feel like a new woman. Like I just won The Biggest Loser.
Get it right. Get it right. Get it tight.

Nevermind the reflection in my glasses. Don’t think about how I was too cheap to get the anti-glare lenses. Let’s talk about the hair. All praise and glory be to Jesus for Fall being upon us and for rectifying my hair situation. I’m not even going to remind you of the curly mess that I was forced to rock for the summer. Break me free from these “natural hair” shackles. I feel like a new woman. Like I just won The Biggest Loser.

Get it right. Get it right. Get it tight.

  1. kiamatthews posted this
Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.