If I see another picture of a bro on a mountain or a trail with a backpack on I will fucking scream.

WE GET IT. YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY WAY INTO NATURE AND STUFF.

Every fucking profile is the same: Picture of dude on mountain wearing a backpack (I am well-traveled and adventurous), picture of dude in a suit at a work function (I am employed and business-minded), picture of dude in a polo shirt and jeans holding some sort of alcoholic beverage (see, I can also have average 20-something fun!).

Ugh, blow me.

Where are the pics of you goofing off? It irritates me to no end that few people post photos of themselves with a natural, candid smile or in an unposed shot. And just sos you know, I have a picture up of myself shotgunning a beer in the woods so, yeah. I’m laying it all out, cards on the table.

  1. kiamatthews posted this
Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.