All I want is a fucking Bistec Cubano in my mouth right this minute.

Take that as you will.

Fuck this work shit. Where’s the welfare? I need W.I.C. Food stamps please?

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.