Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.
A. I won’t be doing this shit ass job anymore. Upward mobility!
B. I am on the search committee and get to influence who gets the position so you know I’m gunning for any and all male applicants.
C. Should I edit the post to say “PLEASE SEND A RECENT HEADSHOT”?
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tallcornelius answered:
i used to be in charge of the intern program at my old firm and you would be surprised the inappropriate pictures these “Beckys” sent in.
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theoisjonesing answered:
Headshots all the way. We don’t need no fugs inheriting your amazingness.
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natface answered:
“please send a recent picture of you, shirtless, frolicking with animals in a sprinkler”
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