I’m trying to figure out the best and most clandestine way to photograph our new Italian intern.

I need a second opinion. I don’t know if I think he’s adorable because he’s actually attractive or because of the accent. He dresses well, so he fits that European stereotype and he’s darling. Very sweet and polite. Actually I don’t care. Perhaps my attraction is a mirage of delicious accents and well-pressed slacks and vague, long-standing fantasies of taking a foreign lover. It’s good enough for me. I’ll sneak glances at him and accidentally brush against him for the year that he’s here and then he’ll return to Italy and that’ll be that.

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.