link 17 Nov 23 notes Washington, D.C. Wins V.D. Triple Crown--Leads Nation in Syphilis, Gonorhea and Chlamydia Rates»

doctornecessiter:

(via dvrton)

DC IS #1!!!!!

Ok so two things about this.

1. Since I technically reside in Maryland now, am I safe from the VD cloud hovering over DC? I mean I work in DC but you can’t get VD when the sun is up. This a science fact.

2. DC is also the champion (or at least a serious contender) for the belt in HIV cases. I’ve known this for a long time, so reading something like this makes me say “Well at least these are curable.”

These are dark times.

In summation - to all my DC Metro area pals - hand jobs and dry humping only, ok?

via The All Being.
  1. barwen reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    You stay classy, Washington, DC.
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  4. captain0ats reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    Such a great way to represent the nation’s capitol.
  5. blackbuttafly reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    WRAP IT UP….don’t come spreading that ish down here in VA!
  6. dauragon reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    At least we won at something.
  7. fuckyeahdc reblogged this from seaw and added:
    Wow…. Be safe people…
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