Why does anyone care that it’s Woody Allen’s birthday?

Stop posting about it. He’s irrelevant and gross. I mean fuck that guy. Let’s get really real and say that I don’t give a fuck about anything he’s done other than Annie Hall. WHAT OF IT? He’s like, not even good-looking you guys.

You know what’s relevant today? That it’s world AIDS day. Of course the only people posting about it are the gays because AIDS IS A GAY DISEASE AND ONLY AFFECTS DUDES WHO HAVE SEX INSIDE THE BUTT. Science fact.

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.