How Kapi is Ruining My Life

So Kapi, right, this guy is a bit drunk, ok? And I’m talking to him on IM and he goes “you know what’s awesome? making out. just saying.” And I’m like “heck yeah it is” and I’m thinking, shit, it’s Friday, I have no plans, I totally want to make out with someone, but not like, a rando or anything. So I calls up these two dudes that I was sort of hanging out with but not because they are jackwads and I had made this pact with myself to like, never call them, let them call me because fuck them, right? But god damn Kapi over here planted the seed in my head and I called and neither of those dickholes answered so now I’m losing because I called last! I gave in.

This is how Kapi is ruining my life.

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