fatmanatee:

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Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM,

Why? Your habit makes no sense. Do you crave the taste right when you wake up in the morning? Or are you an addict who just needs a fix?

I like the taste of Kahlua, but you don’t see me drinking it in the morning. And if I am, the smell is conveniently obscured by coffee. No one is the wiser.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen

Concerned citizen would also like to hear from those people who order the double quarterpounder with cheese meal supersized with a Diet Coke.

I have discovered this in recent years, but white people LOVE diet soda. Like, they can’t stand the taste of regular Coke.

Also I know people who order diet because of the sugars, not the calories.

But mostly I think its the white person genetic predisposition to drinking Diet Coke.