Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM,
Why? Your habit makes no sense. Do you crave the taste right when you wake up in the morning? Or are you an addict who just needs a fix?
I like the taste of Kahlua, but you don’t see me drinking it in the morning. And if I am, the smell is conveniently obscured by coffee. No one is the wiser.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
Concerned citizen would also like to hear from those people who order the double quarterpounder with cheese meal supersized with a Diet Coke.
I have discovered this in recent years, but white people LOVE diet soda. Like, they can’t stand the taste of regular Coke.
Also I know people who order diet because of the sugars, not the calories.
But mostly I think its the white person genetic predisposition to drinking Diet Coke.
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capricious reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
i mean let’s be honest. i had diet coke this morning, and i felt much better afterwards. addiction rock n rollllll. on a...
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heyyouguys13232 reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
regular coke or even mountain dew and...AM that person this ‘concerned citizen’ is talking...
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sleazeball reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
find myself in agreement, except…I...Diet Coke on top...all...
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sydvish reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
Good morning sharingtime and fatmanatee! As I type, I am sipping my cherished morning Diet Coke, so I’ll tell you why...
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ohgrowup reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
I feel that I have to defend myself here. I am an addict. I also drink coffee and smoke tons of cigarettes but diet...
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katiebakes reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
The post is titled “Why can’t...smoke cigarettes and drink coffee
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