Hi, My Name is Kia.

Anonymous asked: Daft Punk plays. I brought over a case of High Life and a sleeve of red solo cups. I talk about how cute you are and we laugh at that thing Liz Lemon and Jack D. did the other night. We won't talk about your sassy blackness and we will ignore my nerdy whiteness.

How long before the panties are dropping?

I’m not sassy.

That being said, the moment you say to me “where we’re going, we don’t need roads” I will drop down low and sweep the floor with it.