idktbh asked: How is Eleanor Rigby?

That bish is fine. Doing whatever she wants when she wants. Getting on the counters, rolling up on you hard while eating, I’m talking like right up on your food product. Banging on my door all hours of the night. Much like very attractive people do, she takes full advantage of her looks. Because if she were an ugly cat she’d be one of those busted, malnourished, neglected cats on the Sarah McLachlan commercial.

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