Moral dilemmas re: eggs.

I spent a good 7 minutes deciding which kind of organic brown eggs I wanted - the cage-free or the omega-3, humanely raised or the some other kind-sounding description. I got the cage-free. Then I realized I spent 4 damn dollars on a carton of eggs. Man, FUCK CHICKENS! Cage ‘em up. Pump ‘em with antibiotics. What. Ever. Just get me a reasonably priced carton of eggs.

Edit: Jesus Harry Hamlin Christ, before any more dumb babbies unfollow me, let me state that I am fully aware that organic, humanely raised food comes at a premium. Which I paid. For fuck’s sake.