Posted on Thursday, 4 March 2010

In my dreams, there is a special Tumblr service for people 25 and older. I need this to be a reality. I can NOT deal with the children.

It’s amazing how quickly you embrace becoming an old. I’m only 27 and I am already too through with the youth. I don’t know any of these Ke$ha songs and I don’t even know what number MTV is on the cable box anymore and there is just too much ENTHUSIASM about EVERYTHING. Everything is not the best thing. Everything is not epic. I go out to bars and I am beyond annoyed at drunk kids. QUIET THE FUCK DOWN WOULD YOU? God, I’m trying to listen to “Straight Up” on the jukebox!

Of course there are exceptions. My bb girl Sade. Mike Hicks. Caragh. Christine Friar.  I’ll buy them a pass to grown up world where we wear cardigans and go to bed at 10 after an icy hot rubdown. Everyone else BYE.

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  1. onebadapple reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    Bahahah. The “list of bands...kids do. It’s 5 goddamn pages long, when you
  2. churly reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    this could be my theme song/would probably have a better chance...being my theme song if...
  3. idktbh said: :( 23+?
  4. whydoihaveablog said: Before I got to the end of this I was so sad. “Kia doesn’t want me on her blogging platform?” Cardigans and icy hot sounds like a bomb time.
  5. iknowaboutstuff reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    She goes on to list her exceptions but...not one of them!! That is because
  6. teamunicorn reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    This for sure. Calm it down little ones all your bright colors...making me nauseous.
  7. mzchristine said: True Fax.
  8. agoodstart reblogged this from kiamatthews
  9. carlovely said: you’re onto something kia. geezers of tumblr 4 life.
Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.

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