mattlanger:

Apparently the nearest IMAX theatre to D.C. showing Dark Knight is in Philadelphia.

Further evidence that one’s access to awesome is inversely proportional to one’s distance from New York.

Theorem FAIL.

It’s playing at Dulles Airport.

Stop shitting on my city. You don’t even live in DC. You live in ‘Nap Town. Yeah, I said it.

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.