Internet porn, it’s been real, but you gotta get out of my life.

The day that my innocent browsing for tasteful pornographic imagery finds me running across a clip entitled “Cumming a big load on a pizza and eating it all” is the day I take my leave.

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.