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Well fuck you too, Mint.com you stuck up bitch. This is not a low balance. I can buy lots of tacos with 300 bucks. I won’t, because I have to pay bills with that money because that’s what adults do (Life, you guys. Amirite??), but still, shit is not low.
I know about some low balances. Hit me up with an email when that shit reads $5.00. Which it will. Often.
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Well fuck you too, Mint.com you stuck up bitch. This is not a low balance. I can buy lots of tacos with 300 bucks. I won’t, because I have to pay bills with that money because that’s what adults do (Life, you guys. Amirite??), but still, shit is not low.

I know about some low balances. Hit me up with an email when that shit reads $5.00. Which it will. Often.

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    Mint does this to me all the time. I see the email subject and start flipping out, then realize that I have plenty of...
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  50. sade said: I KNOW. it does this shit to me too. fuck you, $300 is a lot of money alright.
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