Why do women’s beach volleyball players wear bikinis, but the men look like they just walked off a basketball court? As Dennis Reynolds says, why don’t you go ahead and pop that shirt off. Normally I’d cry foul and blame sexism or some junk, but then diving comes on and, well, those dudes are not wearing much of anything. Then I give god a thumbs up and an air high-five.

And I’ve seen some porn that looks quite reminiscent of the post-dive showers. I’m just saying…