Hey Jerkbox who told you to not come to work today? I’m bored out my fucking skull. Get on iChat. I have a sick You Tube video to show you. Are you ill or something? Disregard this if you are. Otherwise WHERE ARE YOU?

Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.