Today is Let's Be Cunty Day and Here's My Contribution

  • Matt: anybody who says "I'm too pretty, nobody takes me seriously" and thinks it's going to get any sort reaction short of vitriolic ridicule should be taken behind the barn and shot
  • Me: Wait... so he's complaining that he's so god damn hot he gets followers whenever he busts some model poses
  • Me: and the girlfriend is complaining because her boobs are too big and she's skinny?
  • Me: MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.