Today is Let's Be Cunty Day and Here's My Contribution
Matt:
anybody who says "I'm too pretty, nobody takes me seriously" and thinks it's going to get any sort reaction short of vitriolic ridicule should be taken behind the barn and shot
Me:
Wait... so he's complaining that he's so god damn hot he gets followers whenever he busts some model poses
Me:
and the girlfriend is complaining because her boobs are too big and she's skinny?