"A Sampling of My Ok Cupid Communiques", or: I Really Should Just Kill Myself Now
- OG-BUTTA: wats up
- Me: hello
- OG-BUTTA: wat u doin tonite
- Me: not a thing
- Me: watching tv
- Me: the usual
- OG-BUTTA: i'll like to see u
- OG-BUTTA: are u cool or wild?
- Me: i'm boring
- OG-BUTTA: lol
- OG-BUTTA: are u a freak in da sheets
- Me: nope
- OG-BUTTA: wat positions do u like
- Me: missionary only
- OG-BUTTA: like dat
- OG-BUTTA: like to make u cum ova and ova
- Me: nah, that's ok. I'll pass.
