"A Sampling of My Ok Cupid Communiques", or: I Really Should Just Kill Myself Now

  • OG-BUTTA: wats up
  • Me: hello
  • OG-BUTTA: wat u doin tonite
  • Me: not a thing
  • Me: watching tv
  • Me: the usual
  • OG-BUTTA: i'll like to see u
  • OG-BUTTA: are u cool or wild?
  • Me: i'm boring
  • OG-BUTTA: lol
  • OG-BUTTA: are u a freak in da sheets
  • Me: nope
  • OG-BUTTA: wat positions do u like
  • Me: missionary only
  • OG-BUTTA: like dat
  • OG-BUTTA: like to make u cum ova and ova
  • Me: nah, that's ok. I'll pass.
  1. kiamatthews posted this
Hi, my name is Kia. This is my Tumblr. Ask me something. I will answer it with half-truths and sarcasm. I run Trivia Tuesday. I also started these Tumblr groups but, you know, they kinda got old or something. But look at them anyway: Shake and Bake. And also this one: WashingtRon, City of the Future. And this one: LOLcabulary.com.