“Virtually every Oxycontin-popping, welfare-loving white girl in every South Boston Irish-ghetto housing project has a better weave than Britney Spears.”
How? How is this possible? I mean that hair shaving incident was like 2 or 3 years ago, right? Maybe there was another crisis-driven hair butchering that the public wasn’t privy to where she poured acid all over her head. This is just too fucked up. She straight up looks like Marcia Cross on Melrose Place when she revealed that scar. God damn. God damn. I feel so depressed and lost right now. Bad weaves are bad, but a bad weave on top of a mangled scalp situation just makes me want to die.
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In the south we just choose to say, “Bless her heart.” And so I say bless your poor little heart Brit Brit
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Girl. GIRL. What is your deal? When you put forth some effort you are the hottest thing out there, yet you regularly...
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Let’s be positive here folks - she’s wearing a bra and that’s a step up for her.
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I never gave up on her, but clearly her poor PTSD-afflicted follicles did. Britterz’ commitment to fighting-the-hot has...
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