Some dude’s requirements for a mate from OK Cupid a.k.a. This motherfucker must done lost his mind.

I’m looking for a girl who:

1.Has been with less than 10 partners.
2.Has never had a one night stand.
3.Has never done drugs. If you drink one or two drinks when you go out that is okay and if you are in the process of quitting smoking that is okay as well.
4.Who’s parents are together rather than divorced.
5.Who has good relations with both her parents.
6.Has no tattoos or piercings.
7.The majority of her friends are females. I don’t go out with women who have mostly guy friends.
8.Knows how to cook.
9.Takes care of herself physically, emotionally, and mentally.
10.Is slender or athletic in body type.
11.Has had no history of emotional, physical, or sexual abuse.
12.Does not get drunk.
13.Does not get drunk and party. Partying while sober is okay though.
14.Prefers coffee shops, the outdoors, and bookstores or hanging out during the day to hitting the bars or clubs at night.
15.Is not religious, but has good moral values.
16.Is intelligent and can hold her own in a conversation.
17.Is affectionate.
18.Does not date around or multiple people at once.
19.Meets all of the above requirements. No exceptions ;)

NEGRO PLEASE. Good luck with that shit. Especially 1, 2, 4, 12 and 13.

*The dude is not even black but this deserves such an exclamation.

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