GPOYW, A Story of Complete and Utter Boredom as told by Photobooth.
Preface: So earlier I was in my kitchen putting things in the dishwasher. One of these things was a pair of tongs. I don’t know about you, but whenever I have tongs in my hand I clank them together repeatedly. Apparently, the rate at which I was tongs-clanking was exactly that of Kanye’s “Power” so of course I spent like 30 seconds doing the beat with the tongs while I sang “A-aaaaaay, uh uh. A-aaaaaaay, uh uh.”
1. I thought that was a funny story to blog about so I opened photobooth and snapped an accompanying picture.
2. I was kind of embarrassed for myself so I had a sit down to think about my actions.
3. I got thirsty and had some orange juice.
4. I couldn’t, in good conscience, wrap up this unnecessary photobooth session without displaying my actual, true-to-life chin count.
Yeah, I don’t know, either. God I miss cigarettes.














