Oh my way to see Hov. FuhREE seats in a box courtesy of Rooseter. My facial expression is like that cuz I’m super sarcastic, get it?
Ladies is pimps too.
Also, GPOYW.
GPOYXbox Live Avatar Wednesday.
Since my roommate and I both own the Xbox, I created an avatar that looks nothing like either of us. But really, does it matter? You can not step to this guy. Facepaint, nasty sweatshorts, some killer ass high tops, fingerless gloves, ironic Trucker cap…
You can’t handle it so just stop trying.
Also let’s be Xbox Live friends!
GPOYW
My boss brought his dog Max to work. I keep trying to take a picture of him but he runs out of the frame RIGHT as the photo is snapping. Every. Time. This is the most of Max I could get in picture.
Also, don’t say shit about how my scarf doesn’t match my sweater.
GPOYW - Official Work Headshot
Do you guys like how I really brought my A game? Let’s talk about the hair and check out that fucking collar, flopping all over the place. Jesus be an iron* and a can of spray starch.
*I never iron shit. I’m shabby chic, ok? That’s my personal brand. Deal with it. Or just shabby… whatever ironing is for suckers. BYE.


