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If you mark that you would strongly prefer to date someone of your own racial background, please keep it moving. Hey, look, it’s certainly a valid preference and even though I personally think it’s weird and a little bit racist I do understand, sociologically, why one would have that preference. But I must say, it’s a little off-putting and leaves me wondering why you messaged me in the first place.

But wait, I DO know why you messaged me: “just because Italian food is my favorite, that doesn’t mean I don’t eat Chinese every now and then.” 

Great analogy, kid. I totally get it now.

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Sorry, but I’m not interested in being your exotic departure.

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I’m in a committed long term open polyamorous relationship with a wonderful and amazing pansexual woman. While taken, I’m available to play and I am always interested in meeting new people. It keeps life interesting.
You know how in headache commercials people do that thing where they close their eyes and put their thumb and index finger over their eyes and/or temples as if to say this is where there is pain I can’t take it any longer someone please put me out of my misery?  Such is my reaction everytime I see shit like this on OkCupid. If I never see a sentence like that first one again it will still be too soon.
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In case you were wondering, everything’s going reeeally well over on the ol’ OkCupid
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In case you were wondering, everything’s going reeeally well over on the ol’ OkCupid

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Good to know it’s not just women who have to deal with creeps on OK Cupid.
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Good to know it’s not just women who have to deal with creeps on OK Cupid.

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Q:Have you "upgraded to A-List" on OKC? It seems scammy / not worth it. Got invited to be a moderator though, I'm having way too much fun weeding out the assholes.

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Now why on earth would I pay money to be ignored?

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THIS JUST IN: online dating is depressing as fuck

Messaging people that never respond.
Getting messages from sub-humans.
Starting conversations that the other party abruptly abandons.
Starting conversations that you know aren’t going to go anywhere.
Meeting people that can at best be described as ‘bleh’.
Hanging out with someone and thinking you both had a good time but you never hear from them again.

I’m just… exhausted.

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I mean, I agree but you ain’t gotta be such a Bitter Betty about it right there on the site, man. 

“Ooo, let me message this sour ass dude right now to prove him wrong!” - no one.
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I mean, I agree but you ain’t gotta be such a Bitter Betty about it right there on the site, man.

“Ooo, let me message this sour ass dude right now to prove him wrong!” - no one.

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Reading the profiles of men who message me on OK Cupid

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I’m never going to have sexual intercourse again, am I?
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I’m never going to have sexual intercourse again, am I?

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