cigarettesandbeer:

I REALLY HOPE SHE ANSWERS THIS JOINT. I’M CURIOUS ABOUT THE SAME THING EVERY TIME I SEE HER BIG FACE POP UP ON MY DASHBOARD. NOT IN A MEAN WAY, BUT MORE IN A “I WONDER WHAT A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT LOOKS LIKE” KINDA WAY. HOPEFULLY I’LL RECEIVE AN ANSWER TO FAT, BLACK, SLIGHTLY TUMBLR POPULAR. I’M CURIOUS AS TO WHAT CREATED THIS WITTY (NOT FAT SASSY), BIG LADY WHO IS OBSESSED WITH SKINNY, WHITE/INDIAN MOD TYPE DUDES. SHIT, THIS IS GONNA MAKE MY DAY IF I GET AN ANSWER … FINGERS CROSSED.

You guys… am I just high off toner or what?  I do not know what is going on right now. I mean, I think I’m pretty face value on my blog, yeah? But this “how hard is it to be you” thing - not getting it and not feeling it. I mean, are you trying to figure out what makes me tick or why am I am the way I am? Is that even answerable outside of a series of therapy sessions?

Also, I’m not even sure this guy is the person who asked the question, so let me try to address some of the points brought up here:

NOT IN A MEAN WAY, BUT MORE IN A “I WONDER WHAT A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT LOOKS LIKE” KINDA WAY.

That is still a mean way, kid.

I’M CURIOUS AS TO WHAT CREATED THIS WITTY (NOT FAT SASSY), BIG LADY WHO IS OBSESSED WITH SKINNY, WHITE/INDIAN MOD TYPE DUDES.

1. The following chronological list created me: Intercourse, Conception, Birth, new jack swing, the Baltimore City Public School System, MTV, the WB, madrigals, America Online, the University of Maryland, jewish men, porn, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings Slash FanFiction, gay porn, Gay Rights, Coke Zero.

2. Thank you for not calling me sassy. I hate it.

3. I’m not obsessed with White/Indian mode type dudes. I’m obsessed with any man who is attractive ANY MAN DO YOU HEAR ME because I’m kind of a slut.