Taylor Lautner will be legal in 10 days. The Bone Zone will be open for business in Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming.
And how do you feel about this, Taylor?
Excellent.
As much as I complain about my job, I must admit that I love working in an office where I can receive such UNPROFESSIONAL and sick (and awesome) shit in the mail and not get fired.
Just to be clear, someone paid a dollar of postage to send me a page of a magazine. And as awesome as a ripped out page of a teen mag with some Taylor Lautner pedo abs is, finding out that Nick Jonas is on the back of the page is just… well… I’m FILLED with the Christmas spirit right now.
FILLED.
And just sos you know, the filename of this photo on my desktop is XXXMAS.jpg.
Me and Pedobear, now we’re up in the big leagues, getting our turn at bat.
The AWL is an enabler.
Oh god, think about what the monologue will be like. I’m watching on mute. The entire show I mean.
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Lord god in heaven christ almighty king jesus jehova yaweh, please remove these unclean thoughts from my BRAIN.
(via The Frisky/Amelia)
I Die. I DIE.
And I’m talking about the Shakespearean version of “die” OKAY?
I wish I could embed an audio clip into my photo posts because right now you’d be hearing TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAY.
I can’t even… I don’t…
I’m here to inform you that the HQ version is even less holy. I mean, you can’t fight the devil if you don’t carefully, very carefully examine his evil close up, now can you?
