Gay bois and gurls: Do any of you get incredibly uncomfortable when you get hit on by the opposite sex?

forwhenifeellikesharing:

Is that how straight people feel when they get hit on by gays? I mean, sans the fact we don’t want to take away their civil rights because of it or whatever…

I always think those “I’m only attracted to gay men!” women you see on Tyra are too crazy-pathetic to be real and then I meet one and I’m like: “Go find another pole to slide down, Mary! This playground’s for boys only!”

And sometimes I’ll spit at her feet in disgust just to be sure I scare her off.

“sans the fact we don’t want to take away their civil rights because of it”

I’m not sure I like your tone, friend.

Also, get over yourself.

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